tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

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Stupid Thunder...knew I should have taken the Pacers in game one
 
Not the best name, especially for a relief pitcher. :dhd:

The Braves are shaking up their bullpen after a heartbreaking loss. David O’Brien of The Athletic reports that the club is going to select right-hander Craig Kimbrel and recall left-hander Dylan Dodd. In corresponding moves, right-hander Daysbel Hernández will land on the 15-day injured list, while righty Scott Blewett will be designated for assignment. The Kimbrel move was reported earlier Thursday.

Blewett unfortunately lived up to his name, leading to a deluge of social media jokes at his expense. Atlanta was leading Thursday afternoon’s game against Arizona 9-3 through seven innings. Blewett was put into the game in the eighth and allowed one run, making it 9-4. Atlanta got that run back in the bottom of the eighth, making it 10-4. Blewett was sent back out for the ninth with a six-run lead to protect and three outs to get. He struck out the first batter he faced but the next four reached. With the score having narrowed to 10-7, Atlanta went to closer Raisel Iglesias to get the final two outs. Unfortunately, he allowed Arizona to take an 11-10 lead before getting out of the inning. Atlanta couldn’t score in the bottom of the ninth to stay alive.
 
Not the best name, especially for a relief pitcher. :dhd:

The Braves are shaking up their bullpen after a heartbreaking loss. David O’Brien of The Athletic reports that the club is going to select right-hander Craig Kimbrel and recall left-hander Dylan Dodd. In corresponding moves, right-hander Daysbel Hernández will land on the 15-day injured list, while righty Scott Blewett will be designated for assignment. The Kimbrel move was reported earlier Thursday.

Blewett unfortunately lived up to his name, leading to a deluge of social media jokes at his expense. Atlanta was leading Thursday afternoon’s game against Arizona 9-3 through seven innings. Blewett was put into the game in the eighth and allowed one run, making it 9-4. Atlanta got that run back in the bottom of the eighth, making it 10-4. Blewett was sent back out for the ninth with a six-run lead to protect and three outs to get. He struck out the first batter he faced but the next four reached. With the score having narrowed to 10-7, Atlanta went to closer Raisel Iglesias to get the final two outs. Unfortunately, he allowed Arizona to take an 11-10 lead before getting out of the inning. Atlanta couldn’t score in the bottom of the ninth to stay alive.
One dislikes to observe it
 
What kind of evil sorcery is that?!

Also- anyone know if I get paid today or not? Is it the one that has a month’s worth of hours on it or am I doing a timecard today? Neither of those things sound like a good time so choose your words carefully.

Happy Friday!

Baby, you got fat stax today (if you filed your time cards). Sugar mama gonna pay for the drinks!!!!!
 
One pro of working at this dumb place:

We fucked up an email migration so bad that no one really has access to Teams or email so it's basically a free day off.
Some mouthy bitch from IT left me a pissy voicemail because I blocked their number because they called me like 8 times from an unlisted number and the only semblance of a voicemail I got was some pajeet talking to himself.

Gee you dumb cunt maybe you've identified who you were beforehand, or not had some smelly Indian call.
 
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