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Absurd thing I didn't know. Thought all safeties would be two points.

And recovery in the example below would be a failed conversion attempt and no points awarded.

Yes, it's possible to score only one point in an NFL game

Here's an example of how a game could get to 34-1. First, the Falcons would score four touchdowns and convert four extra points. Then, after the fifth touchdown, the Falcons would line up for a one-point attempt, the kick would be blocked, the other team would recover and run the ball toward the far end zone (in an effort to score two points), the team would fumble short of the goal line, the Falcons would recover in the field of play, and the player with the ball would backtrack into the end zone, where he would be tackled for a one-point safety.

They would need 5 TDs and 4 conversions to hit 34. You need to sit in the back of the math class with @moxie.
 
Wasn't talking about the 34.

It was about how it's possible to score only one point in an NFL game now.
But, you would have to have scored a TD first in order to be able to have that weird thing happen for the one-point conversion, right?
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around "all fruit should crunch."

Yeah, man ... crunchy raspberries, and strawberries, and peaches, and ... and ... oranges (can't forget the crunchy oranges) ...

Sign. Me. Up.
Fruit can either be crunchy or mushy.

Here in america, I don’t know how it is in jolly old england
 
But, you would have to have scored a TD first in order to be able to have that weird thing happen for the one-point conversion, right?
The other team has to score the TD first. It would be 6-0 at that point.

Your team blocks the extra point attempt and runs it back all the way it ends up 6-2.

But if your team blocks the kick, runs it back and fumbles short of the goal line, and one of the other team's guy recovers it and goes back into the end zone and is tackled there, the score would be 6-1. If your team doesn't score any more points the rest of the game, you end up with 1 point.
 
The other team has to score the TD first. It would be 6-0 at that point.

Your team blocks the extra point attempt and runs it back all the way it ends up 6-2.

But if your team blocks the kick, runs it back and fumbles short of the goal line, and one of the other team's guy recovers it and goes back into the end zone and is tackled there, the score would be 6-1. If your team doesn't score any more points the rest of the game, you end up with 1 point.
Ah, got it, I mis-read it earlier. Seems like that would be a completely crazy scenario that's nearly impossible to pull off, though
 
The other team has to score the TD first. It would be 6-0 at that point.

Your team blocks the extra point attempt and runs it back all the way it ends up 6-2.

But if your team blocks the kick, runs it back and fumbles short of the goal line, and one of the other team's guy recovers it and goes back into the end zone and is tackled there, the score would be 6-1. If your team doesn't score any more points the rest of the game, you end up with 1 point.

Damn @Inquisitor, what the heck is going on in Austin?

 
Ah, got it, I mis-read it earlier. Seems like that would be a completely crazy scenario that's nearly impossible to pull off, though
Don't think that's something even Leon Lett Jr. would do.

But it's a possibility.
 
The absolute worst thing about an Asian wife is the whole extended family thing. It's one thing when you have 1-2 ex-in-laws you can't stand, but having several, including remote cousins and uncles who insist they have an open invitation to come visit with their entire families and stay? Fuck that shit. Even divorced, I still get calls about, "we'd love to come see our cousins and nephews" (my grown up kids), or "can you pick us up at the airport? (a 100 mile round trip).

My standard answers are: "my kids don't live with me anymore, here's their telephone numbers" and "my eyesight is poor and I can't drive on the freeway, you'll have to find some other way to travel" and even "I'm having some work done on the house and I can't have guests staying over." Fucking scammers. Looking for a free place to stay, free food, transportation and a tour guide. Fuck the hell off. I ain't married to that bitch anymore.
 
Fruit can either be crunchy or mushy.

Here in america, I don’t know how it is in jolly old england

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