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[CorpRebel]

Office goat feeling: walking into the shitter and seeing the toilet seat up, knowing that it’s clean and you’re the one who gets to break it in for the day

 

[gobigred]

Apples just aren't my passion fruit.

Don't see why you guys need to go bananas over them.

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Or cherry-picked arguments on your part.

Seriously, you need to grow a pear.

You're not berry good at this.

You're plum-ing the depths of humor.

So sub-lime.

I'm raisin hell in here.

You're tough to fig-ure.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Honeycrisps SUCK, they're the second-worst case of false advertising in the apple community, right after Red Delicious

Honeycrisp goats. Cosmics next.

Red delicious? More like woat delicious too.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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The opposite is often true: someone scattershot diarrhea all over the seat and toilet and left it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Piss on the seat? Men pee in urinals sir

Women piss on the seat all the time. They don't have directionality. They hover and aim as best they can.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Women piss on the seat all the time. They don't have directionality. They hover and aim as best they can.

Why would a woman be in the men’s room?

This is DJT47GOATs America

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why would a woman be in the men’s room?

This is DJT47GOATs America

I've seen them go into men's restrooms at places where the line for the women's room is too long.

 

[Dolemite censored]

DJT47GOAT

.... is an insane psychopath. The Antichrist is more trustworthy.

 

[Hu War Yu]

The wife is honeycrisps fan. But i swear half the time they in bad condition. I usually just swap in some pink ladies and I don't think she ever even knows.

And they want 3.99 a pound for those tasteless bricks

Honeycrisp goats. Cosmics next.

Red delicious? More like woat delicious too.

Crisp means they'll break your teeth off, honey is just a lie, like the "delicious" in Red Delicious. I can think of 40 better apple varieties

 

[Dolemite censored]

And they want 3.99 a pound for those tasteless bricks

Crisp means they'll break your teeth off, honey is just a lie, like the "delicious" in Red Delicious. I can think of 40 better apple varieties

You're deluded, but I guess that's part of getting old. I get it, honeycrisps are too much for your dentures, so you shun them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Red delicious apples are vastly overrated.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

And they want 3.99 a pound for those tasteless bricks

Crisp means they'll break your teeth off, honey is just a lie, like the "delicious" in Red Delicious. I can think of 40 better apple varieties

All fruit should crunch. Crunchy grapes goat. Crunchy cherries goat. Break my teeth plllllleeeeeeez.

The marketing is a sham tho, ur right. Grannies don’t like them green apple shits, they sour

 

[moxie]

Honeycrisp goats. Cosmics next.

Red delicious? More like woat delicious too.

Golden delicious are woat. More often than not, mealy and icky.

Grannys are the best for caramel apples, anpple crisp and pies. Pink ladies, honeycrisp and cosmic are good when you want candy but Fuji are appley goodness.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Golden delicious are woat. More often than not, mealy and icky.

Grannys are the best for caramel apples, anpple crisp and pies. Pink ladies, honeycrisp and cosmic are good when you want candy but Fuji are appley goodness.

Fuji apples are the most mid food on earth. Just fucking lol at how boring. Shit is like unbuttered, unsalted popcorn or lettuce.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Thursday morning, and I'm not in jail yet

 

[Inquisitor]

Thursday morning, and I'm not in jail yet

 

[moxie]

Fuji apples are the most mid food on earth. Just fucking lol at how boring. Shit is like unbuttered, unsalted popcorn or lettuce.

Says the guy who can’t eat a muffin without his guts revolting on his own body. You don’t know what tastes good. Back of the line for you!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Says the guy who can’t eat a muffin without his guts revolting on his own body. You don’t know what tastes good. Back of the line for you!

You can make muffins without gluten, you can’t make Fuji apples without flavor. Just kidding they have no fucking flavor because they suck

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Muffins are trash btw. Only breakfast item worse is bagels. Gimme donuts or gimme death

 

[Hu War Yu]

Only breakfast item worse is bagels.

Awww naw, you dih-ent