tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It's an old fraternity trick: piss on the seat, let it dry, raise it up

 

[gobigred]

Office goat feeling: walking into the shitter and seeing the toilet seat up, knowing that it’s clean and you’re the one who gets to break it in for the day

#MeToo

 

[Dolemite censored]

This woman's time is almost up. I'm surprised she's lasted this long.

Tiffany Henyard virtually appears in court; judge orders in-person appearance

Former Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard appeared in court virtually Friday after a judge's order.

abc7chicago.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

This fuji apple is like

 

[Dolemite censored]

This fuji apple is like

Honeycrisp and Cosmic Crisp apples >>>>>>>>> Fuji apples

 

[huskers1217]

Honeycrisp and Cosmic Crisp apples >>>>>>>>> Fuji apples

@Hu War Yu dips his Fuji in Gin and then goes to pride parades

 

[Tin Man]

I slice my apples and put peanut butter on the slices for lunch.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Honeycrisp and Cosmic Crisp apples >>>>>>>>> Fuji apples

Honeycrisps SUCK, they're the second-worst case of false advertising in the apple community, right after Red Delicious

 

[RubinRock]

Honeycrisps SUCK, they're the second-worst case of false advertising in the apple community, right after Red Delicious

The wife is honeycrisps fan. But i swear half the time they in bad condition. I usually just swap in some pink ladies and I don't think she ever even knows.

 

[Inquisitor]

Honeycrisp and Cosmic Crisp apples >>>>>>>>> Fuji apples

Honeycrisps SUCK, they're the second-worst case of false advertising in the apple community, right after Red Delicious

Apples just aren't my passion fruit.

Don't see why you guys need to go bananas over them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Apples just aren't my passion fruit.

Don't see why you guys need to go bananas over them.

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I couldn't ignore the elephant in the room....

A hungry wild elephant raids a grocery store for snacks in Thailand

A hungry wild elephant has caused havoc in a grocery store in Thailand after strolling in from the Khao Yai National Park and helping himself to the food on the shelves

abcnews.go.com

 

[Inquisitor]

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Or cherry-picked arguments on your part.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Or cherry-picked arguments on your part.

Seriously, you need to grow a pear.

 

[Inquisitor]

Seriously, you need to grow a pear.

You're not berry good at this.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You're not berry good at this.

You're plum-ing the depths of humor.

 

[Inquisitor]

You're plum-ing the depths of humor.

So sub-lime.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm raisin hell in here.

 

[Dolemite censored]

So sub-lime.

You're tough to fig-ure.

 

[CorpRebel]

Ain’t no “excuse”. My hysterics come naturally.



Bech.