tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

moxie said:
Boss got back from Philly on 5/19 and got sick as a dog so worked from home all week. Took the following week off to sail around the Adriatic, back in the office yesterday and he’s STILL having coughing fits. Doctor said it was just a bad cold :noidea:
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So far, I've had no cough, which seems weird given my other symptoms, but whatever.
I'm glad to be gettin' better, and I'm even happier today is 5 weeks until I'm the fuck out of here for 10 weeks.

Wooo-hoooo!!!
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
But fr it’s nice to see that HR is awesome at not doing their job at Hus place too. It takes a definite skill set to be an HR professional.
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Biggest load of fucktardians on the planet.

Decided against getting myself put on a List™ somewhere, but our current Chief People Officer aka Captain Entitled Dipshit pissed me off yesterday when I went to put my lunch dishes in the dirty dish area. They have several on every floor so you don’t have to schlep all the way downstairs. They have bins to separate dishes, silverware and trays. Right next to these bins are trash receptacles for compost, recycling and trash. This fucking whore ass bitch put a paper coffee cup with crumpled up junk mail shoved inside in THE DISHES BIN!! Like what the entire fuck. It’s one goddamn step (or none if you’ve got a little Jordan touch) to put trash in the trash. I wanted to put it back on top of her desk soooooo fucking badly. I wish she lived here so I could litter all over her lawn. Whore.
 
Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office
 
moxie said:
Biggest load of fucktardians on the planet.

Decided against getting myself put on a List™ somewhere, but our current Chief People Officer aka Captain Entitled Dipshit pissed me off yesterday when I went to put my lunch dishes in the dirty dish area. They have several on every floor so you don’t have to schlep all the way downstairs. They have bins to separate dishes, silverware and trays. Right next to these bins are trash receptacles for compost, recycling and trash. This fucking whore ass bitch put a paper coffee cup with crumpled up junk mail shoved inside in THE DISHES BIN!! Like what the entire fuck. It’s one goddamn step (or none if you’ve got a little Jordan touch) to put trash in the trash. I wanted to put it back on top of her desk soooooo fucking badly. I wish she lived here so I could litter all over her lawn. Whore.
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You should feel this same intensity about your fucking time cards.
 
Office goat feeling: walking into the shitter and seeing the toilet seat up, knowing that it’s clean and you’re the one who gets to break it in for the day
 
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