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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Muffins are trash btw. Only breakfast item worse is bagels. Gimme donuts or gimme death
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Yo dawg we heard you like breakfast so what we did was made this bakery item and put onions and garlic and salt and vegetables and shit on it.

Onions, garlic and vegetables shouldn’t be consumed ever, let afuckinglone at 5 AM
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Yo dawg we heard you like breakfast so what we did was made this bakery item and put onions and garlic and salt and vegetables and shit on it.

Onions, garlic and vegetables shouldn’t be consumed ever, let afuckinglone at 5 AM
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Is that what you think muffins are made of? Oh, lawdy baby jesus! THIS is what we’re dealing with?! What the actual fuck?
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Yo dawg we heard you like breakfast so what we did was made this bakery item and put onions and garlic and salt and vegetables and shit on it.

Onions, garlic and vegetables shouldn’t be consumed ever, let afuckinglone at 5 AM
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Onions I agree with you, but man, toasted garlic on a bagel? HO LAWD that's good with some buttah. I can even tolerate the small amount of onions on an everything bagel, since they get toasted, too
 
Growing up, bagels were plain, poppy seed, or sesame seed. I still prefer a sesame bagel. Of all the newfangled bagelisms, my wife likes the ones with Asiago or cheddar cheese on top. I’ll occasionally eat a caraway rye bagel.
 
Tin Man said:
Growing up, bagels were plain, poppy seed, or sesame seed. I still prefer a sesame bagel. Of all the newfangled bagelisms, my wife likes the ones with Asiago or cheddar cheese on top. I’ll occasionally eat a caraway rye bagel.
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Sesame with a schmear is my favorite. I'll take lox if you got it
 
Red delicious apples were developed for grocery chains. They look good longer in the bins, so more of what the grocers buy is sold. Less spoilage = more $$.

Enhanced logistics have allowed for the distribution of more varieties, and consumer preference has led to new varieties of crisp, sweet apples.
 
moxie said:
Bech, you didn’t say “everything bagel” and you said “bakery item”. Your veggie deficit has affected your brain function.
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around "all fruit should crunch."

Yeah, man ... crunchy raspberries, and strawberries, and peaches, and ... and ... oranges (can't forget the crunchy oranges) ...

Sign. Me. Up.
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around "all fruit should crunch."

Yeah, man ... crunchy raspberries, and strawberries, and peaches, and ... and ... oranges (can't forget the crunchy oranges) ...

Sign. Me. Up.
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Sounds like a Monty Python sketch: "and what are the ingredients of Crunchy Bahnahna?"
 
Absurd thing I didn't know. Thought all safeties would be two points.

And recovery in the example below would be a failed conversion attempt and no points awarded.

Yes, it's possible to score only one point in an NFL game

Here's an example of how a game could get to 34-1. First, the Falcons would score four touchdowns and convert four extra points. Then, after the fifth touchdown, the Falcons would line up for a one-point attempt, the kick would be blocked, the other team would recover and run the ball toward the far end zone (in an effort to score two points), the team would fumble short of the goal line, the Falcons would recover in the field of play, and the player with the ball would backtrack into the end zone, where he would be tackled for a one-point safety.
 
Owich...anybody else get those little "ice pick" headaches? I been gettin em in my right temple for the past couple days. Prolly just a mini-stroke
 
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