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Pretty sure we used those guys to get from the BVI back to Miami a couple years ago. Not surprised they didn't make it. They don't keep schedules, they had no one at the gate to answer questions, they bump flights all the time. They made us move to the back of the plane to "balance the load." Wtf?
I’ve had to move around multiple times on plane to weight balance. You get treated like royalty when you agree to do that shit. All the free snacks and drinks for days. Like there’s 90 open seats on this plane, the fuck would I care if I move seats?
 
Pretty sure we used those guys to get from the BVI back to Miami a couple years ago. Not surprised they didn't make it. They don't keep schedules, they had no one at the gate to answer questions, they bump flights all the time. They made us move to the back of the plane to "balance the load." Wtf?
I'd never heard of them before. Now they're out of business.

When I was in high school, our band got an opportunity to play at halftime of a soccer game in Mexico City.

Braniff Airlines, which we used to fly there, went bankrupt afterward.

Thankfully Aero Mexico honored their tickets or I might have been still stuck there.
 
I’ve had to move around multiple times on plane to weight balance. You get treated like royalty when you agree to do that shit. All the free snacks and drinks for days. Like there’s 90 open seats on this plane, the fuck would I care if I move seats?
We didn't get treated to jack squat

Pretty pink planes, though
 

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So, I’m in college 50 years ago, and being without a vehicle, I hitchhike or take the bus. Having a little extra in my pocket, and the weather being terrible, I’m in the Greyhound station waiting on my bus. I strike up a conversation with a woman only a couple of years older than me. When they call to board, she holds me back, tells me that if they oversold the trip, and the first bus fills up, they’ll have to bring up another bus. Sure enough, they do. Five of us have the bus to ourselves until the next stop.
 
So, I’m in college 50 years ago, and being without a vehicle, I hitchhike or take the bus. Having a little extra in my pocket, and the weather being terrible, I’m in the Greyhound station waiting on my bus. I strike up a conversation with a woman only a couple of years older than me. When they call to board, she holds me back, tells me that if they oversold the trip, and the first bus fills up, they’ll have to bring up another bus. Sure enough, they do. Five of us have the bus to ourselves until the next stop.

Yes, but did you fuck her?
 
Kids are out of school tomorrow, so of course the boy has a fishing field trip today, which sounds ok on the surface, but it has been fucking pouring all night and still is. It's at this filthy little trout pond, and it is gonna be a fucking shitshow today. Muddy fuckin disaster. Ugh. I fucking HATE the last 2 weeks of school.
 
Kids are out of school tomorrow, so of course the boy has a fishing field trip today, which sounds ok on the surface, but it has been fucking pouring all night and still is. It's at this filthy little trout pond, and it is gonna be a fucking shitshow today. Muddy fuckin disaster. Ugh. I fucking HATE the last 2 weeks of school.
#MeToo

It’s like Survivor
 
Last day of school is for fighting
I’m sure this was how you fought

Melissa Mccarthy Fight GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Kids are out of school tomorrow, so of course the boy has a fishing field trip today, which sounds ok on the surface, but it has been fucking pouring all night and still is. It's at this filthy little trout pond, and it is gonna be a fucking shitshow today. Muddy fuckin disaster. Ugh. I fucking HATE the last 2 weeks of school.

AND, you get to clean fish guts. WINNING!!
 
Last day of school is for fighting
There are things I regret in school. But this is near the top

Picture it. 1985 Merle Beattie elementary Lincoln Nebraska. Last day of school.

We all wear white shirts so everyone can sign them Except the little nerdy girl. She wears a very nice blue shirt. I ask her very nicely. Can I sign your shirt. She looks at me and smiles and says yes. She felt so left out


So I get my magic marker.

Go to her back


And write “kick me”



Damn I wish I could apologize
 
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