tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Dolemite censored said:
Fucking IRS is still fucking around with my money. I'm calling the President to complain.
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Donald Trump Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
huskers1217 said:
There are things I regret in school. But this is near the top

Picture it. 1985 Merle Beattie elementary Lincoln Nebraska. Last day of school.

We all wear white shirts so everyone can sign them Except the little nerdy girl. She wears a very nice blue shirt. I ask her very nicely. Can I sign your shirt. She looks at me and smiles and says yes. She felt so left out


So I get my magic marker.

Go to her back


And write “kick me”



Damn I wish I could apologize
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Anyone else think this story is opposite ? Some girl writing kick me on nerdy @huskers1217 back
 
I don't know if I could've gotten a better picture to showcase what I mean by, "filthy fucking trout pond".

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I helped free this guy today. Easily 20 lb test at a pond whose biggest fish is prolly 2 lbs. :L

I cut the line away, while Animal Control netted the fucker.

'Murica!
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huskers1217 said:
There are things I regret in school. But this is near the top

Picture it. 1985 Merle Beattie elementary Lincoln Nebraska. Last day of school.

We all wear white shirts so everyone can sign them Except the little nerdy girl. She wears a very nice blue shirt. I ask her very nicely. Can I sign your shirt. She looks at me and smiles and says yes. She felt so left out


So I get my magic marker.

Go to her back


And write “kick me”



Damn I wish I could apologize
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In 1985, I was 6 years into working after college… Whippersnapper.
 
Tin Man said:
In 1985, I was 6 years into working after college… Whippersnapper.
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I was in L.A. dating a super hottie who was in the "Saturday Night Fever" movie and was looking to break into more movies. - she didn't. Then she wanted to start a singing career and asked me to finance it. I dumped her. If she can't support herself, she's not worth being with.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I was in L.A. dating a super hottie who was in the "Saturday Night Fever" movie and was looking to break into more movies. - she didn't. Then she wanted to start a singing career and asked me to finance it. I dumped her. If she can't support herself, she's not worth being with.
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@gobigred, she was about 5'4" and 105 pounds. So shut your whore ass mouth about me and hoggish chicks. That ain't never gonna happen.
 
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