Oh, you’d know all about lady stuffs, wouldn’t you, gayboi?! I feel like slapping the taste right out ya mouth!
The truth is- I’m very smart and very competent at my job with a ridiculously strong work ethic. The flipside is that I’m functionally retarded with barely enough common sense to keep myself alive. My attraction to chaos is evidenced by my insistence on always making the worst decisions possible (or more accurately- my aversion to decision making). I’ve also been playing dumb for so long that I'm pretty sure I’m actually dumb now. But I’m not sure I really care anymore…I’m ready to begin my “eccentric” era already.