tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Center Ice]

Vacuumed my pool yesterday, but forgot to backwash the filter afterwards, so that uppity fucking filter deposited all the crap I vacuumed right back into the pool. Vacuumed again today, but with an angry look on my face!!!!!!!

 

[Inquisitor]

Vacuumed my pool yesterday, but forgot to backwash the filter afterwards, so that uppity fucking filter deposited all the crap I vacuumed right back into the pool. Vacuumed again today, but with an angry look on my face!!!!!!!

Well it won't be long before it's a frozen block of ice again.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'd probably count on it but that's been happening a lot lately with the rainy days constantly changing

welp fuck

 

[Center Ice]

Well it won't be long before it's a frozen block of ice again.

I actually don't mind winter most times. My brother lives in Florida and I'm sure by now he's a walking liver spot!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

At least Maxie likes me

Maxie is kinda ghetto....

 

[CorpRebel]

Oh, you’d know all about lady stuffs, wouldn’t you, gayboi?! I feel like slapping the taste right out ya mouth!

The truth is- I’m very smart and very competent at my job with a ridiculously strong work ethic. The flipside is that I’m functionally retarded with barely enough common sense to keep myself alive. My attraction to chaos is evidenced by my insistence on always making the worst decisions possible (or more accurately- my aversion to decision making). I’ve also been playing dumb for so long that I'm pretty sure I’m actually dumb now. But I’m not sure I really care anymore…I’m ready to begin my “eccentric” era already.

 

[huskers1217]

Maxie is kinda ghetto....

 

[moxie]

Maxie is kinda ghetto....

Maxie is not ghetto! She posh as fuck! Thinks she’s Paris Hilton, remember?!


Hella hood though. There is a difference, pinche culeros.

 

[Center Ice]

Well well well, the price of everything really is going up!!!!

 

[moxie]

Who had $2,284.89 as their guess for my brake repair? Come here so I can slap you for wishing that evil on me!!!


Also- it wasn’t just the brakes…that sound that went away when I turned the music up was a bearing issue to the tune of about $975 plus an alignment for another $200. So in reality, the brakes were only half the total.

 

[Center Ice]

Who had $2,284.89 as their guess for my brake repair? Come here so I can slap you for wishing that evil on me!!!


Also- it wasn’t just the brakes…that sound that went away when I turned the music up was a bearing issue to the tune of about $975 plus an alignment for another $200. So in reality, the brakes were only half the total.

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