tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Center Ice said:
Vacuumed my pool yesterday, but forgot to backwash the filter afterwards, so that uppity fucking filter deposited all the crap I vacuumed right back into the pool. Vacuumed again today, but with an angry look on my face!!!!!!!
Click to expand...
Well it won't be long before it's a frozen block of ice again.
 
moxie said:
Oh, you’d know all about lady stuffs, wouldn’t you, gayboi?! I feel like slapping the taste right out ya mouth!

The truth is- I’m very smart and very competent at my job with a ridiculously strong work ethic. The flipside is that I’m functionally retarded with barely enough common sense to keep myself alive. My attraction to chaos is evidenced by my insistence on always making the worst decisions possible (or more accurately- my aversion to decision making). I’ve also been playing dumb for so long that I'm pretty sure I’m actually dumb now. But I’m not sure I really care anymore…I’m ready to begin my “eccentric” era already.
Click to expand...
:pop2: :martini:
 
Dolemite censored said:
Maxie is kinda ghetto....
Click to expand...

Paul Scheer Yes GIF by Dark Web
 
Who had $2,284.89 as their guess for my brake repair? Come here so I can slap you for wishing that evil on me!!!


Also- it wasn’t just the brakes…that sound that went away when I turned the music up was a bearing issue to the tune of about $975 plus an alignment for another $200. So in reality, the brakes were only half the total.

homeless GIF
 
moxie said:
Who had $2,284.89 as their guess for my brake repair? Come here so I can slap you for wishing that evil on me!!!


Also- it wasn’t just the brakes…that sound that went away when I turned the music up was a bearing issue to the tune of about $975 plus an alignment for another $200. So in reality, the brakes were only half the total.

homeless GIF
Click to expand...
Start a GoFundMe
 
huskers1217 said:
When you find @williewilliejuan s twitter handle

Click to expand...

That reminds me: I had a roommate about 25 years ago, he worked for some time at a record label out on Long Island, and the receptionist turned out to be the girl that Joey Buttafuco was bangin' when she was 15. He tried to get her to axe his wife, or something. Can't remember her name to save my life, but one never forgets a name like Joey Buttafuco.

I do remember that they called her the Long Island Lolita.
 
moxie said:
Who had $2,284.89 as their guess for my brake repair? Come here so I can slap you for wishing that evil on me!!!


Also- it wasn’t just the brakes…that sound that went away when I turned the music up was a bearing issue to the tune of about $975 plus an alignment for another $200. So in reality, the brakes were only half the total.

homeless GIF
Click to expand...
LOL at dude's sign. I almost told a beggar the other day, "sorry, all I got is Venmo..."

Did you end up getting that work done at the dealer?
 
moxie said:
Maxie is not ghetto! She posh as fuck! Thinks she’s Paris Hilton, remember?!


Hella hood though. There is a difference, pinche culeros.
Click to expand...
You must aspire to be so much more than Paris Hilton (you probably already are).
 
Hu War Yu said:
That reminds me: I had a roommate about 25 years ago, he worked for some time at a record label out on Long Island, and the receptionist turned out to be the girl that Joey Buttafuco was bangin' when she was 15. He tried to get her to axe his wife, or something. Can't remember her name to save my life, but one never forgets a name like Joey Buttafuco.

I do remember that they called her the Long Island Lolita.
Click to expand...
Amy Fisher.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top