tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

huskers1217 said:
Btw. I just posted the nastiest shit in the politics forum.

Waiting for @beardown07 to jerk off to it
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What would Butt-head look like as an adult?
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Dolemite censored said:
The 401k contributions (with employer match) and stock purchases benefit you, like a deferred gratification.
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I'll prolly be dead before I get gratified by this boosh! I want INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!
 
Dolemite censored said:
Insight into your lifestyle??????
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Oh, I see you’re curious about my decidedly unconventional lifestyle! How delightful. Well, it’s a bit of a balancing act, really. I mean, between making massive investments in artisanal, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic candles, and navigating the labyrinth of my micro-apartment (all the rage in certain avant-garde circles), it's a constant struggle just to stay grounded.

As for the social and economic struggles, well, naturally, it’s a challenge. My idiot intern seems to be on a permanent leave of absence so it's really no fault of my own that things fall betwixt the cracks. And couch cushions. And don’t get me started on the existential burden of trying to maintain the perfect aura of an anti-establishment subversive while collecting money as a corporate drone. It's a fine line to walk.

But yes, I manage. Somehow. We who are enlightened must sacrifice a little comfort to stay true to our bohemian, post-ironic truths, after all. So, thank you for your concern - it’s very touching.

Just make sure that's all you touch. 🖕
 
moxie said:
Oh, I see you’re curious about my decidedly unconventional lifestyle! How delightful. Well, it’s a bit of a balancing act, really. I mean, between making massive investments in artisanal, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic candles, and navigating the labyrinth of my micro-apartment (all the rage in certain avant-garde circles), it's a constant struggle just to stay grounded.

As for the social and economic struggles, well, naturally, it’s a challenge. My idiot intern seems to be on a permanent leave of absence so it's really no fault of my own that things fall betwixt the cracks. And couch cushions. And don’t get me started on the existential burden of trying to maintain the perfect aura of an anti-establishment subversive while collecting money as a corporate drone. It's a fine line to walk.

But yes, I manage. Somehow. We who are enlightened must sacrifice a little comfort to stay true to our bohemian, post-ironic truths, after all. So, thank you for your concern - it’s very touching.

Just make sure that's all you touch. 🖕
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