Sooo...I watch the Real Housewives, right? Of course I do. Anywho - one of the cast members was being teased about her carpet grooming because she has long, straight hair that she claims is "downey soft". I cannot get my head wrapped around this description. Have any of you gentlemen ever encountered something like this? I can't even bring myself to google such an image. Here are some drawings/descriptions from her castmates
You should be doing your time card instead of wasting your time watching shit like that.