tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Dolemite censored]

You gotta love the Babylon Bee.

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI'

LOS ANGELES, CA — Questions about his future after leaving the White House were apparently answered this week, as Joe Biden announced that he had signed with a talent agency and immediately landed a role as a corpse on CSI:Vegas.

babylonbee.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in USAID funding that they gave to the terrorist group Hamas was only going toward promoting gay stuff.

babylonbee.com

 

[Jon Deaux]

You gotta love the Babylon Bee.

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI'

LOS ANGELES, CA — Questions about his future after leaving the White House were apparently answered this week, as Joe Biden announced that he had signed with a talent agency and immediately landed a role as a corpse on CSI:Vegas.

babylonbee.com

He's gonna be a big star. All he has to do is act naturally.

 

[Inquisitor]

He's gonna be a big star. All he has to do is act naturally.

I'll bet he's dying to play that role.

 

[gobigred]

I'll bet he's dying to play that role.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The penny has been executed.

Trump announces he’s instructing Treasury Department to stop producing the penny: ‘This is so wasteful!’

“For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents,” Trump posted on Truth Social after attending the first half of Super Bowl LIX.

nypost.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

The penny has been executed.

Trump announces he’s instructing Treasury Department to stop producing the penny: ‘This is so wasteful!’

“For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents,” Trump posted on Truth Social after attending the first half of Super Bowl LIX.

nypost.com

Good move. Long overdue.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The penny has been executed.

Trump announces he’s instructing Treasury Department to stop producing the penny: ‘This is so wasteful!’

“For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents,” Trump posted on Truth Social after attending the first half of Super Bowl LIX.

nypost.com

That doesn't make cents......

 

[Inquisitor]

That doesn't make cents......

Change is good and bad at the same time.

 

[moxie]

That doesn't make cents......

Penny for your thoughts.

 

[moxie]

 

[Hu War Yu]

Penny for your thoughts.

I can't hear that phrase without thinking of the song in Waiting for Guffman

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I thought we were talking about Danny P. He’s free.

 

[moxie]

Serious question- am I supposed to do a timecard today?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Serious question- am I supposed to do a timecard today?

 

[moxie]

I did it, just in case.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Serious question- am I supposed to do a timecard today?

If you have to ask, I'm not telling you.

 

[moxie]

If you have to ask, I'm not telling you.

K

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good move. Long overdue.

But, getting rid of the penny which costs 3 cents to make causes a bigger problem with nickels, which cost 13 cents to make, and we'd have to make more nickels to make up for the loss of pennies. Savings negated.

 

[Inquisitor]

Serious question- am I supposed to do a timecard today?

If you have to ask, I'm not telling you.

He's putting you in timeout.