tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

The way to meet quality chicks is to hang out at bars in business districts during happy hour. The women who show up there are largely employed and educated. Right, @moxie ?
 
moxie said:
Someone gave me a false alarm earlier this week, so I know it's today, not...WAIT! Was this week the holiday week? WTF? Why was it so fuggin' LONG!?! Oh, I think I know... boss is working remotely in a different time zone so my ass has been up at o'dark thirty and logging off well after the street lights have come on. Guess i should be thankful for the OT. Oh! Speaking of...i really, really hope daddy trump stops taxing my OT. It would be glorious!
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This you?

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Youtube should have a pron site and should call it Boobtube.
 
Dolemite censored said:
The way to meet quality chicks is to hang out at bars in business districts during happy hour. The women who show up there are largely employed and educated. Right, @moxie ?
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Why do you always pick up your women in the buffet line ?
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Still never understood breasteraunts or strip clubs.

If you’re that dry on seeing tits in real life, pick up a weight or run on a treadmill for a week to pull a broad on tinder.

Strip clubs are the weirdest. Bunch of guys sitting around each other bricked up as some drug addict/single mom who isn’t even hot enough for an Onlyfans walks in front of you for an hour. Then you’re walking outta there with dried jizz on your sweatpants $200 lighter.
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Hey now! Breakfast of Champions... :headbanger:

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Andre the Giant was in Princess Bride, so all your favorite wrestlers are outside looking in.
 
Dolemite censored said:
When my "kids" drop by they'll eat about 10 eggs and a lb. of bacon in a sitting, and then bitch about me not having enough eggs.
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Text them ahead of time and tell them to bring a dozen eggs.
 
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