Tricked a rube into buying a monthly car wash yesterday

HammerDown said:
The old oil has 90% of its life left at 10k miles. Do as you please but it's completely unnecessary.
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I just want to keep my baby alive
 
HammerDown said:
Special: $19.99 per tire this week only.
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When I was around 13, I was a bag boy and once a week they would bring us in to help stock shelves. My first day helping them, I was told they needed someone to mix the italian salad dressings to keep it fresh. So there I was shaking all of salad dressing bottles like a good kid. Then I saw all of the stockers at the end of the isle laughing at me.

I was the first kid to have two bottles in each hand shaking four bottles at a time. They were impressed.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Dude came up in a rusted out Bonneville and asked for the mid-tier product, with the tire shine. Only rubes get the tire shine, most folks either cheap out on the basic, or they've got money for the full wax and everything.

So this guy is wearing a "Hulk Hogan" shirt. Not that there's a pic of Hulk on it, just that it's bright yellow and has four or five lateral rips in the chest area. I half expected him to shred it at any minute. Anyway, I got him to sign up for the monthly unlimited because I said something about his "cobras" and asked if he was a professional body-builder.

I could tell the dude was stunned when I put the sticker on his windshield. He thought he was just getting unlimited for the rest of the month, for 15 dollars. Well, he is until May the 8th. Cha-CHING!
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I thought you were some sort of bureaucrat, not a car washer......
 
Dolemite censored said:
I thought you were some sort of bureaucrat, not a car washer......
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It is pretty embarrassing that I was offering up financial advice here one day then the next day some guy working at car wash conned me into a buying a membership.

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Hu War Yu said:
Dude came up in a rusted out Bonneville and asked for the mid-tier product, with the tire shine. Only rubes get the tire shine, most folks either cheap out on the basic, or they've got money for the full wax and everything.

So this guy is wearing a "Hulk Hogan" shirt. Not that there's a pic of Hulk on it, just that it's bright yellow and has four or five lateral rips in the chest area. I half expected him to shred it at any minute. Anyway, I got him to sign up for the monthly unlimited because I said something about his "cobras" and asked if he was a professional body-builder.

I could tell the dude was stunned when I put the sticker on his windshield. He thought he was just getting unlimited for the rest of the month, for 15 dollars. Well, he is until May the 8th. Cha-CHING!
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Your NEW gig? OR did they take away your 'corner office' or something??? :martini:
 
RobBase said:
I have been thinking of upgrading my exhaust system.

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Every time my wife hears a vehicle with an altered muffler that makes it louder, she says out loud "sorry about your penis".

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RP-29 said:
Every time my wife hears a vehicle with an altered muffler that makes it louder, she says out loud "sorry about your penis".
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Sounds like your wife bangs guys with nice cars.
 
RobBase said:
Sounds like your wife bangs guys with nice cars.
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She makes fun of insecure guys. Guys who trick out their vehicles to get attention are insecure as fuck.
 
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