Tuesday...National Check Yo Wipers Day

[PeoplesChicken]

babies are gross

I have never seen a baby (including my own kids) that was actually attractive. They all look like little aliens that emit foul odors and liquids

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You have a particularly tenuous grasp on the definition of literally.

And....he were go

 

[RobBase]

And....he were go

It’s a garbage can. Literally.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It’s a garbage can. Literally.

L-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y

 

[Guy Incognito]

It’s literally just a garbage can somebody convinced you to put in your family room/bed room by putting a picture of a baby on the box.

I mean, the bags and stuff slightly reduced the odors, but yeah, I wasn't about to ask someone to buy it for us. It broke a few months ago, we threw it out and are basically on a two plastic bag system. #1s go in a bag that goes out in the trash on trash days, #2s go in a bag and right outside.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You have a particularly tenuous grasp on the definition of literally.

My step-son constantly abuses that word. It drives me insane. Last month we had a tornado in the area and he was crowing about "remember when we had that tornado when I was 9 and we almost literally died?"

moron

 

[williewilliejuan]

That might work for the 4th or 5th wipe...

You should consider getting more fiber in your diet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It’s a garbage can. Literally.

Let me help you with that.

Definition of LITERALLY

in a literal sense or manner: such as; in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression; —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[RobBase]

#2s go in a bag and right outside.

This is the only way to do it. Put it in a small plastic bag, tie it up and take it outside. Unless you like your house to snell like shit.

 

[RobBase]

Let me help you with that.

Definition of LITERALLY

in a literal sense or manner: such as; in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression; —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

I don’t care what it says. It’s a garbage can.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Let me help you with that.

Definition of LITERALLY

in a literal sense or manner: such as; in a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression; —used to emphasize the truth and accuracy of a statement or description… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

Do you make house calls? I would like you to spend about 2-3 hours with my stepson. Mainly because I don't

 

[williewilliejuan]

why wouldn't you just put them in the diaper genie or whatever that thing is?

Have you ever used a diaper genie?

 

[RobBase]

I have never seen a baby (including my own kids) that was actually attractive.

There goes your shot at ever being in Hollywood.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Have you ever used a diaper genie?

Are you kidding? @ill just bought one from LL Bean

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My step-son constantly abuses that word. It drives me insane. Last month we had a tornado in the area and he was crowing about "remember when we had that tornado when I was 9 and we almost literally died?"

moron

So many do. @RobBase (c) here is a perfect example, which is probably fitting because ultimately, I blame Rob Lowe for this nonsense.

The misuse of "literally" has grown so pervasive that I'm afraid that at some point, this bastardized definition will make its way from the American lexicon to our dictionaries.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

So many do. @RobBase (c) here is a perfect example, which is probably fitting because ultimately, I blame Rob Lowe for this nonsense.

The misuse of "literally" has grown so pervasive that I'm afraid that at some point, this bastardized definition will make it's way from the American lexicon to our dictionaries.

The fuck is a dictionary?

Now you are just making shit up

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don’t care what it says. It’s a garbage can.

I don't care what you say.

Whether you think it's a worthwhile purchase or not, anyone that says it's "literally just a garbage can," either doesn't know what literally means, or is a moron, or both. Pick your poison.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

This installment of Linguistics with Slinky is sponsored by Kroger

 

[ill]

Are you kidding? @ill just bought one from LL Bean

it's plaid

 

[ill]

I don't care what you say.

Whether you think it's a worthwhile purchase or not, anyone that says it's "literally just a garbage can," either doesn't know what literally means, or is a moron, or both. Pick your poison.

he's literally a moron