Tuesday...National Check Yo Wipers Day

I don't care what you say.

Whether you think it's a worthwhile purchase or not, anyone that says it's "literally just a garbage can," either doesn't know what literally means, or is a moron, or both. Pick your poison.
I am partial to moron
 
I don't care what you say.

Whether you think it's a worthwhile purchase or not, anyone that says it's "literally just a garbage can," either doesn't know what literally means, or is a moron, or both. Pick your poison.

I think you’re literally being a Karen right now, getting all sideways over a literal garbage can.
 
he's literally a moron

Well, I don’t literally live alone in the woods in a barn so I’m doing okay w what I got.
 
I heard on the radio this morning that it's National Fast Food Day.

Perfect. Just what we need; another reason for fat fucks to feel alright about eating fat fuck food.
 
so the wedding in Miami was a pretty good time. It was two hardcore Long Island Italian families coming together, which made it pretty entertaining...and the food at the wedding was tits.

Miami Beach though...not so much. What a pile of trash that place is.

finally found a good bunch of restaurants on the last night on Espanola Way...got some gabagol and burrata followed by some gnocchi...malbec was good too...but fucking A that city is expensive
 
I heard on the radio this morning that it's National Fast Food Day.

Perfect. Just what we need; another reason for fat fucks to feel alright about eating fat fuck food.

How do fat people even still exist after 2 years of covid?

I was under the impression everyone was super concerned w their heath now? Was that just more bullshit? Don’t tell me fatties are masking up and taking the jab whilst still shoving food, booze and pills down their throats everyday???
 
How do fat people even still exist after 2 years of covid?

I was under the impression everyone was super concerned w their heath now? Was that just more bullshit? Don’t tell me fatties are masking up and taking the jab whilst still shoving food, booze and pills down their throats everyday???
The pandemic has been the best thing that ever happened to fatties. They’ve normalized staying at home and having everything delivered to their doors. They can be strapped to a motorized cart and never have to move on their own again.
 
How do fat people even still exist after 2 years of covid?

I was under the impression everyone was super concerned w their heath now? Was that just more bullshit? Don’t tell me fatties are masking up and taking the jab whilst still shoving food, booze and pills down their throats everyday???
You don't even need to walk to your car to get to work anymore nowadays.
 
The pandemic has been the best thing that ever happened to fatties. They’ve normalized staying at home and having everything delivered to their doors. They can be strapped to a motorized cart and never have to move on their own again.

Absolutely true. Gyms got shut down. Work got shut down. But boy oh boy all those fast food places and restaurants stayed open, didn’t they? Not only that, they’ll literally bring your food right to your door 24/7.

Stay inside, wear the mask, take this shot, sorry it made you feel like shit, here’s some more food, rinse and repeat.

And people have the audacity to pretend to care about the heath of others. It’s hilarious.
 
I heard on the radio this morning that it's National Fast Food Day.

Perfect. Just what we need; another reason for fat fucks to feel alright about eating fat fuck food.
try eat it GIF by Brimstone (The Grindhouse Radio, Hound Comics)


For some, every day is Fast Food Day.
 
I heard on the radio this morning that it's National Fast Food Day.

Perfect. Just what we need; another reason for fat fucks to feel alright about eating fat fuck food.
I got Mezeh last night for dinner because I didn't feel like cooking...that was some good stuff
 
Absolutely true. Gyms got shut down. Work got shut down. But boy oh boy all those fast food places and restaurants stayed open, didn’t they?
Nah. Most can't even stay open now since people dont want to work.
 
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