Tuesday - There's a Hurricane coming through

That's not very humanistic. How would you like it if Tampa said "fuck Fish"?
kanye west fish dicks GIF by South Park
 
Seems like a self-correcting problem. Need to pick up the pace, tho.
I don't go over 65 ever because it takes longer to stop 50,000 pounds.

Truck drivers don't agree with me though.
 

Tl;Dr: timing is not suspicious. Industrial accidents happen on the reg.
Happening between the time hurricane and tropical storms are getting active this year. Could be coincidence, or could have more to it.
 
Wow standing water in Florida? What is happening that is k-razy!

Aside from the fact that over half of that state is built on a swamp there is also a pretty large body of water right fucking next to it
Have you ever seen a thing called sand?

Water kind of soaks right into it and disappears.

Look into it, it's pretty neat.
 
Have you ever seen a thing called sand?

Water kind of soaks right into it and disappears.

Look into it, it's pretty neat.
I've seen plenty of sand traps on the golf course with big ass puddles in them.

so if the sand doesn't have adequate drainage...it doesn't make a difference
 
I don't go over 65 ever because it takes longer to stop 50,000 pounds.

Truck drivers don't agree with me though.
I74 from Bloominton to the Indiana line is the same way. I just draft them and save a ton on gas.
 
I just can't find one redeeming quality for Tampa.

I broke down there twice. Got fucked on a tire there once. Traffic sucks on 75 at all hours it seems because ignorant motherfuckers are running over each other.
Why would someone fuck you on a tire? Was @Illustrious Potentate in town?
 
I've seen plenty of sand traps on the golf course with big ass puddles in them.

so if the sand doesn't have adequate drainage...it doesn't make a difference
Oh just go and fuck off
 
Happening between the time hurricane and tropical storms are getting active this year. Could be coincidence, or could have more to it.
I mean, it's one facility that had an accident. Oil companies certainly have a track record for profiteering, but it seems like a bit of a stretch here.
 
Why would someone fuck you on a tire? Was @Illustrious Potentate in town?
Mavis Tire sold me a tire, I had given them the specs, they tried to put an e rated tire on when I told them I wanted an f rated tire. Then said I was stuck with it because they had already mounted it. Pricks.
I wouldn't have caught it if the kid hadn't have said How much air you want in this, and I said What the load plate says 100 pounds, and he says This tire can only take 80 pounds.
Still got the sob out in my shop. Need to sell it and about 100 other things.
 
So my take away is our gas prices are going to sky rocket again because some refinery had to go off-line due to Hurricane Ian. Which, btw is a real pussy name for a hurricane!
J is next, I say we petition for Hurricane Jethro.
 
I've seen plenty of sand traps on the golf course with big ass puddles in them.

so if the sand doesn't have adequate drainage...it doesn't make a difference
I was just made aware of the presence of sand in Florida. That is a game changer so the entire state can just STFU and get over it
 
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