Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

Even though I know it's irregular I will be calling you as a witness to testify about ill's posting habits.
Sorry @ill I have to disqualify myself if I’m a witness.
 
@kobesgame not playing along

Too busy charging people in five minute increments

She will be on for Ill from 255-3pm

Really putting her all into his case
 
@kobesgame not playing along

Too busy charging people in five minute increments

She will be on for Ill from 255-3pm

Really putting her all into his case
She set aside a time after a drinking lunch for him? She is going to come out swinging.
 
Comedic rule number fucking one:

If you have to explain your joke (or in this case that it was a joke), it wasn't funny.
sorry matt leblanc GIF
 
Boring as fuck waiting at the Dr.
 
Comedic rule number fucking one:

If you have to explain your joke (or in this case that it was a joke), it wasn't funny.
Or,.......youre talking to an idiot that doesnt get jokes.
 
lots of discussion on what gobucks is going to name a hypothetical child...
shit, a surprise witness, this is the first i'm hearing about this.
 
I ask you dismiss this juror for cause.
For real though, this is a very good way to get out of jury duty without begging. During voir dire, drop a little "well, he did get arrested, and usually where there's smoke, there's fire" talk, and you'll get dismissed.
 
I didn't see anything....
 
"All rise! Court is in session, the Honourable Peter Gozintite presiding."
Get that fucking u out of there, this is a United States courtroom, not fucking Canada.
 
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