Tuesday's Evidence Gathering and Pretrial of Ill for the Outcasting of the Worlds Worst Hippie Ever

ill said:
a lot of it is what is and what is not a shoe...
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Being that hippie is actually not a hippie at all, what is his preferred choice of footwear, since birkenstocks are out of the question.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Being that hippie is actually not a hippie at all, what is his preferred choice of footwear, since birkenstocks are out of the question.
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We'll never know
 
ill said:
first off, Douche asked if it was racist, so he invited that claim...and no one said he was racist BECAUSE he didn't like her. He was racist way before that.

Second, I think you are outside your jurisdiction with tHoop.
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Pipe down nancypants. Ive allowed this evidence to be admitted
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Being that hippie is actually not a hippie at all, what is his preferred choice of footwear, since birkenstocks are out of the question.
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I think he wears those golf sandals, sir

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I would like to add another charge against the accused.

Douchebaggery in the first degree.
 
I have yet to see anything that resembles a smoking gun from the prosecution.

where is the murder weapon?
 
stakesarehigh said:
I guess Bender is council?

Will he be speaking on behalf of the defendant
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I haven't had my gin yet. And what do I need to speak on? No facts have been presented, no charges filed, this is a witch hunt. Right month for it, wrong century.
 
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Bender said:
I haven't had my gin yet. And what do I need to speak on? No facts have been presented, no charges filed, this is a witch hunt. Right month for it, wrong century.
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Apparently Ill murdered hippie no one even talked about a weapon until he did
 
stakesarehigh said:
Apparently Ill murdered hippie no one even talked about a weapon until he did
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remember

I am antigun

apparently

Douche is playing you all like fiddles...or jugs or whatever instrument hobbits play
 
stakesarehigh said:
I'd like to chime in as a witness for the prosecution

I know fish was inferring this question in my general direction anyway.

Two offenses occurred here in my mind. The initial offense was the claim levied towards douche as being a racist simply because he didn't like supermarket sweep. I think we can all agree that chick is not funny and it has nothing to do with her race.

Secondly the more egregious offense occured on the other hoop. As Ill maliciously followed hippie over to his safe refuge and continued his assault. I can screenshot the exchange for the prosecutor to admit into evidence
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Okay, okay. First off. We aren’t even done with opening statements yet. YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER.

Secondly, he said he couldn’t understand her linguistics. I did some case research the other night and while she wasn’t funny, there wasn’t a single word that someone shouldn’t be able to understand.
 
kobesgame said:
Okay, okay. First off. We aren’t even done with opening statements yet. YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER.

Secondly, he said he couldn’t understand her linguistics. I did some case research the other night and while she wasn’t funny, there wasn’t a single word that someone shouldn’t be able to understand.
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Tell the damn defense to say or do something and put down the Tanqueray
 
Just got takeout from a Mexican joint. Realized you can get beef cheek, beef tongue, or tripa as the meat filling. Tempted, but chose the chicken tinga instead.
 
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