Tuggin Tuesday Thread

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Only time I ever go to an ATM is if I need cash and the lobby is closed. You can only get $20's from the ATM. I like larger bills.
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A few of my banks ATMs are doing $1,5,10,20 now
 
RobBase said:
Women who pretend you love sports are super annoying.

We have a mom at football who always ends up on the sideline trying to tell us what to do every game. Go away.
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Had a mom like that one year. After the first game I started benching her son whenever she was on the sideline. It took her a few games to figure out why her all American wasn't playing.
 
Tomhusker said:
Had a mom like that one year. After the first game I started benching her son whenever she was on the sideline. It took her a few games to figure out why her all American wasn't playing.
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She’s not so much the mom who thinks her kid is good (he’s not but he tries) it’s that she thinks she is a coach. She comes over and tells us who is open and who isn’t and what kids on defense yadda yadda yadda
 
Think I'm going to play hooky tomorrow and take the kids skiing. Should be nice and since neither of the school-aged kids have Zoom tomorrow, they can just do their homework when we get home.
 
kobesgame said:
Think I'm going to play hooky tomorrow and take the kids skiing. Should be nice and since neither of the school-aged kids have Zoom tomorrow, they can just do their homework when we get home.
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Pfft. Homework.... Why bother... Your dog would just eat it anyway... Which is an excuse that I am sure has gone up 10000%
 
RoyMunson said:
If their wages rely in me carrying cash, they're fucked.

If I can add tip to a charge bill, tips are good.
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Reminds me of a few years ago at my old job. I was a "courier" flying to Hong Kong, London, Dubai and Phoenix. My boss just handed me money. So when I took a cab I just tipped the driver like $50 bucks over the fare... Went back to Phoenix 6 other times... Guess who was my driver..... First day he gave me his cell, "call me whenever you are back in town." I arrive at airport, call him and there he was. Man I loved that guy! Still have his number. That was about 10 years ago so he probably wouldn't remember me and now I wouldn't be able to pay him nearly as well as I had before
 
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