Two Fridge House

My wife won’t eat leftovers. I am the leftover eater. She’s missing out on a lot of good food. Haha. The leftovers I am referring to is pizza and fried chicken. She says she doesn’t like the way it tastes after it’s been in a microwave.

Silly woman. I tried to tell her you have to eat it cold….right out the fridge. Baked chicken is the same.
 
That actually happened recently. We had eaten Chicken Express like two and a half weeks earlier. I see her pull it out of the fridge and I said “you’re not going to eat that, right?” She said sure, why not. I said because that’s left over from when your parents were here and that was over two weeks ago. She proceeded to heat it up and eat it and then got sick later that afternoon. We’ll see how long that lesson lasts.
Does she have blondestesis?
 
Huge refrigerator in kitchen, refrigerator in garage, stand up freezer in dining room closet. Full to gills.

Anytime wife makes something I really like and I go to get leftovers out of the fridge, I see nothing in there but shit I don't want. Some I don't even know what it is.
My favorite will be out in the fucking garage.

"well it wouldn't fit in the kitchen"
 
We have two refrigerators and an upright freezer.
One fridge is dedicated to my home cured meats and the fermenting of homemade wine/mead.
Main fridge gets cleaned out every Thursday evening before Friday's trash pick up. The freezer on the main fridge is for frozen veggies, and butter.
Upright freezer is for meats, fries and tots.
We're on the waiting list for half a beef and whole hog. We'll likely need another freezer when those are in.
We keep them all in a spare bedroom, except the main fridge of course.
 
When my kids moved off to college and we moved everything got thrown away and we decided not to buy anything we didn’t eat. You would be shocked how little we have in our fridge or freezer.

I shop on Sundays and we eat what we buy.
 
Yes, I have had 2 refrigerators for a long time. The one that stays in my basement has got to be every bit of 30 years old. They don’t make them like that anymore as I’ve replaced the one in my kitchen twice in 18 years. I got a third refrigerator, although it is a mini, in my man cave.
 
My daughters are fanatical about expiration dates and food safety, probably because their mom is so lax about it. My 11 year old looks for the expiration date on everything.

I once made myself a summer sausage sandwich on the fly while I was cutting lawns one Saturday. Finished the lawns, had a quick shower and drove to the video store.

On the way home I was having a difficult time breathing, within 20 minutes I was sweating rivers but freezing. Locked myself in the bathroom and cranked up the furnace to no avail.

Then the vomiting and crappin' started.

I was fucked up pretty good for another 2 weeks.

If I even suspect something is off, it gets tossed.
 
When my kids moved off to college and we moved everything got thrown away and we decided not to buy anything we didn’t eat. You would be shocked how little we have in our fridge or freezer.

I shop on Sundays and we eat what we buy.

We "try" to do the same for much the same reasons. Our kids married, we gave our old appliances away when we bought new during house remodel project 6 years ago. Have 2 fridges...one in kitchen and one in storage room off carport. I had a 20 cu./ft. deep freezer in there too but it stayed empty after I fell off that ladder and quit hunting and fishing for several years. It would be in there running it's ass off with a pack of hotdogs and huge bag of leg quarters that no one dared touch! haha So we moved it to the fish camp and so now it stays plugged in and empty over there. Progress! I think that bag of leg quarters are still in it...
 
The bigger the fridge, the more stuff there is in the back that's expired and forgotten about.

Our fridge died on us 2 weeks ago so we bought one with the freezer on the bottom; love that design with my oldie back.

Also, it's really hard to find a fridge that's actually in stock. Stores aren't all that fond of selling floor room models. Replace that aging prick-licker before it dies on you; same with the fridge.
 
My wife won’t eat leftovers. I am the leftover eater. She’s missing out on a lot of good food. Haha. The leftovers I am referring to is pizza and fried chicken. She says she doesn’t like the way it tastes after it’s been in a microwave.

Silly woman. I tried to tell her you have to eat it cold….right out the fridge. Baked chicken is the same.

I find stuff like chili doesn't taste as good until it's an actual leftover.
 
Feel their pain.

Grew up with a mom whose hobbies included collecting food and refrigerator square footage maximization.

It’s hard to ever trust something you didn’t witness being purchased or prepared.



Your kid is going to always be skeptical of a shared fridge.
omg you should meet my mother. My mom and yer mom would either be best friends or kill each other.
 
My mom is like...hey, surprise visit!? No prob...let's have 30 people over and have some bbq'd freezer meet. I know it's gray, and ya have to scrape off a half inch of freezer burn, but there will be potato salad and kool aid lemonade.
 
They ain't all in muh house en shit...but 5
 
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