Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

The people came before a church dumb dumb, simple facts. Keep acting retarded 😂
The people are the church you dumb motherfucker! What the fuck do you think the church is, a building with a tall steeple?!?

The people...his disciples....spreading his word.....was the church you dumb motherfucker. Get it now dummy or are you just too fucking stupid to comprehend this?
 
And so yesterday, Under the Porch held its second Sunday Mass. Was anybody offended by anything I posted? If so, please let me know and I can compromise... My intention is not to mock or disrespect individual everyday regular church going people. Religious institutions however, and certain people that believe they are closer to God than any other living thing, those are fair game!

Peace & Love, kind friends!
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The people are the church you dumb motherfucker! What the fuck do you think the church is, a building with a tall steeple?!?

The people...his disciples....spreading his word.....was the church you dumb motherfucker. Get it now dummy or are you just too fucking stupid to comprehend this?
The formal catholic church was not the people was not first, it came from Christianity. You're too brainwashed
 
Actually christians came first. Catholics broke away. Just saying
Actually eggs came first. Chickens broke away. Just saying :laugh:
The people are the church you dumb motherfucker!
It seems kinda like you NU_ are arguing a very minute point, both could be correct. You guys probably have a lot more in common than this silly dispute. And if you feel stuck and frustrated, try the Golden Rule.
 
Actually eggs came first. Chickens broke away. Just saying :laugh:

It seems kinda like you NU_ are arguing a very minute point, both could be correct. You guys probably have a lot more in common than this silly dispute. And if you feel stuck and frustrated, try the Golden Rule.
😂 Tbf I'm not mad at all, he's clearly a rajin Cajun.

I feel bad for him 🥺
 
The formal catholic church was not the people was not first, it came from Christianity. You're too brainwashed

Look you've proven beyond any doubt you are simply too stupid to know what "church" means.

Did Jesus have a building he held mass in retard? No....he and the people who accepted the gospel...became the church...you know the folks he broke bread with and drank wine with! That is the Catholic Church...For thousands of years it has been this way. Your "denomination" whatever it is, is a spin off of the Catholic religion if it subscribes to the new testament which was written and taught by Catholics long before your made up faith came around dummy.
 
Look you've proven beyond any doubt you are simply too stupid to know what "church" means.

Did Jesus have a building he held mass in retard? No....he and the people who accepted the gospel...became the church...you know the folks he broke bread with and drank wine with! That is the Catholic Church...For thousands of years it has been this way. Your "denomination" whatever it is, is a spin off of the Catholic religion if it subscribes to the new testament which was written and taught by Catholics long before your made up faith came around dummy.
you've proven that you are indoctrinated and all you know is one side of the story and dont know how to account for the fact it was not the "catholic church" it may have been what eventually formed the catholic church but it was not THHEEEE catholic church, keep trying numb nuts... You already got your one response today regarding the topic at hand. You'll have to reply again tomorrow dumb dumb.
 
you've proven that you are indoctrinated and all you know is one side of the story and dont know how to account for the fact it was not the "catholic church" it may have been what eventually formed the catholic church but it was not THHEEEE catholic church, keep trying numb nuts... You already got your one response today regarding the topic at hand. You'll have to reply again tomorrow dumb dumb.

No need to respond again after I already pointed out that you are too dumb to realize it is the people that make the church...which is just another word for religion....

Church is a body or group of believers. They were later called Christians. Before then they were known as Christ's followers, i.e. his "church". He handed the church to Paul when he ascended to the right hand of the father in heaven according to "Catholic" doctrine.

If you even heard about Christ it was because of the Catholic church as they were the ones who wrote the New Testament. You can argue wrongly as much as you like but whatever religion you claim to follow, if it is a Christian based faith it is based on the writings of Catholics. You know why that is dummy?


“And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it.

I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven; and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.” (Matthew 16:18-19).


The Catholic Church was then on, the only Christian faith until the mid 16th century.

Those are the facts. That you are too dumb to accept the facts as laid out here before you is not my fault. You are simply too stupid to learn when it's spoon fed to your dumb ass.
 
No need to respond again after I already pointed out that you are too dumb to realize it is the people that make the church...which is just another word for religion....

Church is a body or group of believers. They were later called Christians. Before then they were known as Christ's followers, i.e. his "church". He handed the church to Paul when he ascended to the right hand of the father in heaven according to "Catholic" doctrine.

If you even heard about Christ it was because of the Catholic church as they were the ones who wrote the New Testament. You can argue wrongly as much as you like but whatever religion you claim to follow, if it is a Christian based faith it is based on the writings of Catholics. You know why that is dummy?


“And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it.

I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven; and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.” (Matthew 16:18-19).


The Catholic Church was then on, the only Christian faith until the mid 16th century.

Those are the facts. That you are too dumb to accept the facts as laid out here before you is not my fault. You are simply too stupid to learn when it's spoon fed to your dumb ass.
^^^Sung to the tunes of, 'If I had a Hammer' and 'Where the Deer and the Elephant Roam'

Sing it with me, Kind Friends!
 
No need to respond again after I already pointed out that you are too dumb to realize it is the people that make the church...which is just another word for religion....

Church is a body or group of believers. They were later called Christians. Before then they were known as Christ's followers, i.e. his "church". He handed the church to Paul when he ascended to the right hand of the father in heaven according to "Catholic" doctrine.

If you even heard about Christ it was because of the Catholic church as they were the ones who wrote the New Testament. You can argue wrongly as much as you like but whatever religion you claim to follow, if it is a Christian based faith it is based on the writings of Catholics. You know why that is dummy?


“And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of the netherworld shall not prevail against it.

I will give you the keys to the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven; and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.” (Matthew 16:18-19).


The Catholic Church was then on, the only Christian faith until the mid 16th century.

Those are the facts. That you are too dumb to accept the facts as laid out here before you is not my fault. You are simply too stupid to learn when it's spoon fed to your dumb ass.
You're not following the rules, you forfeit. Derp
 
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