Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

steelerssb said:
Yes, Howard the Duck is a fake bird. Very good, Gigi.

Next you can tell us how the Tooth Fairy isn't real.
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Good morning Friends, Dummies and Lovers!

It's time again to quash some silly rumors free flowing from the rumor mill.

All this nonsense about fake this and fake that, I assure you that my Service Animal, the Guide Bear, he is very real and he really is in Nice Nice, France training for the Tour de France! And his part time job is as real as the day is long!

And them 36 C-notes about to go down the drain? Them's all real too.

The ONLY thing fake about me are my Man-Tiddies... Maybe I had a procedure, so what?

Good Day!
 
Holy Smokes! I slep in till 10:am today. First time in a long time. I'm getting all caught up on sleep and almost ALL the pressure of my kitchen project has evaporated.

It feels like this: Buckeyes are leading 24-7 and Ohio State has the ball at the Clemson 25 yard line, first and ten with three minutes to play and all three time outs!

My new kitchen will be magazine beautiful, I can't believe I'm pulling this off.

Peace & Love, friends!
 
Well I'm not too surprised but the Guide Bear got let go from his part time job in Nice Nice, France.
He kep eating the garbeej that he was s'posed to collect...

He got eem self a new gig doe! He's a judge for the Nice Nice pie eating contest!
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He's one of the friendliest Guide Bears on the entire planet!
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PARKA!! said:
Holy Smokes! I slep in till 10:am today. First time in a long time. I'm getting all caught up on sleep and almost ALL the pressure of my kitchen project has evaporated.

It feels like this: Buckeyes are leading 24-7 and Ohio State has the ball at the Clemson 25 yard line, first and ten with three minutes to play and all three time outs!

My new kitchen will be magazine beautiful, I can't believe I'm pulling this off.

Peace & Love, friends!
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Damn it...I forgot he was an Ohio State fan

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Good morning kind friends!

Well, the Super Bowl of bicycle races, the much vaunted Tour de France starts Saturday and the Guide Bear is ready for action!

He's been training for sprints by chasing the garbeej trucks in Nice Nice, France!

Okay friends, I will post new pictures at the Twelve Kitchen Cabinets thread this evening.

Peace & Love!
 
PARKA!! said:
Good morning kind friends!

Well, the Super Bowl of bicycle races, the much vaunted Tour de France starts Saturday and the Guide Bear is ready for action!

He's been training for sprints by chasing the garbeej trucks in Nice Nice, France!

Okay friends, I will post new pictures at the Twelve Kitchen Cabinets thread this evening.

Peace & Love!
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Good morning Friends & Dummies!

Man alive am I ever hurting. I think I pulled a rib muscle yesterday. All's I did was twist and bend over a little bit and now I got me a sore ass rib! I thought I wouldn't be able to work but it dint get the best of me, no way!

And my sliffard keeps falling off! My right foot is all clumsy just like my right hand and I can't put a shoe on my right foot because my toes are all curled and crinkled up! Maybe a pair of Clown Shoes would be the ticket. They would probably fit right over my sliffards!
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One time I was toolin down the road and I kep hearing this floppity-flop sound and I thought I had a flat tire but then I looked in the rear view and there was about a half dozen Circus Clowns chasing me at 40mph! The Guide Bear set that up! He's a mischievous riot!

Anyway, look who was keeping me company on the deck yesterday:
He has his welding goggles on!
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PARKA!! said:
Good morning Friends & Dummies!

Man alive am I ever hurting. I think I pulled a rib muscle yesterday. All's I did was twist and bend over a little bit and now I got me a sore ass rib! I thought I wouldn't be able to work but it dint get the best of me, no way!

And my sliffard keeps falling off! My right foot is all clumsy just like my right hand and I can't put a shoe on my right foot because my toes are all curled and crinkled up! Maybe a pair of Clown Shoes would be the ticket. They would probably fit right over my sliffards!
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One time I was toolin down the road and I kep hearing this floppity-flop sound and I thought I had a flat tire but then I looked in the rear view and there was about a half dozen Circus Clowns chasing me at 40mph! The Guide Bear set that up! He's a mischievous riot!

Anyway, look who was keeping me company on the deck yesterday:
He has his welding goggles on!
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Da fuq????
 
PARKA!! said:
Da Fuq you too!

And Da Fuq all these negative cunt bitches that want to ruin my fun.

Da Fuq this place. I can't even tell my Guide Bear stories without getting a God Damned sore ass!

I'm Da Fuq outta here.
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Please let the bear stay and leave the tiles with him.
 
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