Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

PARKA!! said:
Well the Guide Bear is all settled in at his new digs in France for the big bicycle race.

He already befriended a french Tom Cat! Who knew the Guide Bear is a cat lover! I did, that's HU!
@Hank Kingsley would be so proud!

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He is about to put that french cat on a French baguette and have lunch
 
PARKA!! said:
Good morning friends! There's a lot happening today, watch for pics at the Twelve Cabinets thread and you Shan't be disappointed!
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Good morning friends! Rumors are swirling that I am in Paris, France! I assure you I am at home here in the States.

Now the Guide Bear... he ain't in Paris neither! He is however in France preparing for the Super Bowl of Bicycle Races, AKA the most prestigious Tour de France!

The Guide Bear is in Nice, France and my understanding is the town of Nice is named after my Guide Bear's long lost relatives because of their friendly personalities.

And so now, the city leaders in Nice, France want to change the name of their fine city to Nice Nice in honor of MY very own Guide Bear!

Because the Guide Bear is all nice nice all the time! HAHAHAHA!

Check out my friendly beast relaxing in the bath!
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PARKA!! said:
Well the Guide Bear is all settled in at his new digs in France for the big bicycle race.

He already befriended a french Tom Cat! Who knew the Guide Bear is a cat lover! I did, that's HU!
@Hank Kingsley would be so proud!

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Is this some sort of convoluted attempt to explain to your parents that you're gay? You're probably overthinking it, dude. 🤪
 
PARKA!! said:
Good morning friends! Rumors are swirling that I am in Paris, France! I assure you I am at home here in the States.

Now the Guide Bear... he ain't in Paris neither! He is however in France preparing for the Super Bowl of Bicycle Races, AKA the most prestigious Tour de France!

The Guide Bear is in Nice, France and my understanding is the town of Nice is named after my Guide Bear's long lost relatives because of their friendly personalities.

And so now, the city leaders in Nice, France want to change the name of their fine city to Nice Nice in honor of MY very own Guide Bear!

Because the Guide Bear is all nice nice all the time! HAHAHAHA!

Check out my friendly beast relaxing in the bath!
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Mofo said:
Is this some sort of convoluted attempt to explain to your parents that you're gay? You're probably overthinking it, dude. 🤪
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I think he's trying to convince them he has been sniffing glue again.......









Hear him roar! hahaha
 
I’m so confused. I thought he was Guide Bear and now there are two?

Gotta be a split personality thing going on.
 
Can we ban the cripple and keep the bear?
 
Good morning friends! I got a phone call from Nice Nice, France yesterday, it was the Guide Bear!
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He's been training for the Tour de France six days a week but he was most excited about the part time job he landed on his day off.

Here he is training, what an athlete!
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And here he is at work for the sanitation department. He LOVES his new job!
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So anyway friends, I will have an update with new pics at the Twelve Kitchen Cabinets this evening.

As always, Peace & Love, my friends!
 
Circus clown alert. Fake money and saggy man boobs covered in mustard
 
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