Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Dude is paralyzed.

You said he was phony

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@Fish is still pissed @Parka made a joke about “holding a mass” on Sunday’s. So much for religion and “forgiving your fellow man”.

my only problem with religious people is the absolute hypocrisy almost all of them have. They TALK a good game but seldom actually LIVE what they talk in real life.
 
@Fish is still pissed @Parka made a joke about “holding a mass” on Sunday’s. So much for religion and “forgiving your fellow man”.

my only problem with religious people is the absolute hypocrisy almost all of them have. They TALK a good game but seldom actually LIVE what they talk in real life.
Just believing makes them better people
 
@Fish is still pissed @Parka made a joke about “holding a mass” on Sunday’s. So much for religion and “forgiving your fellow man”.

my only problem with religious people is the absolute hypocrisy almost all of them have. They TALK a good game but seldom actually LIVE what they talk in real life.
Oh look! CAPS!! Oh no!!!
 
my only problem with religious people is the absolute hypocrisy almost all of them have. They TALK a good game but seldom actually LIVE what they talk in real life.
I consider myself a Christian and have empathy for my fellow man but I don't brag about my contributions to society like Handi. Folks that post about their humanitarian efforts are phony.
 
Man alive and Holy Smokes! Yesterday was a day and a half! Or more! But mostly I can't stop thinking about my fish tank no matter where I am. I want to talk about a bunch of things. I was even thinking about starting a new thread in the politics forum.

Because I want to challenge a real life elected official to a Wheel Chair fight!

And if it can be arranged, I WILL follow through. It's this PHONY FUCK named Mad Cawthorn and I can take him in the cage!
More on this later. I need to get my team together and make this happen. And as the rookie Crew member tasked with re- Crewting, I was hoping @beardown07 and @Handicappers would join the team as fight coaches and just as important or even more so, I will need to ask Handi to float me a loan off of one of his fat stacks to cover expenses.

And if I fucker this phony all up, I will be able to cash in, pay off the loan with a hefty interest rate and toss a pile of cash at Milk Shake too and still have too much left over!
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And by the way Kind Friends, I ain't that fat no more, neither! Hey friendly grammarians, was that last sentence a triple negative? The truth is that I am very fond of improper grammar.

I read an entire article once, where the writer used every wrong word where the correct word shoulda been, it was a really fun read!
It reminded me of Wet Dream by Kip Adotta. The article was loaded with things like, Taken for 'granite' instead of the correct word, granted. And now I have one for Kip. Sea aenemone, I often pronounce it sea 'enemy'!


I have a whole lot more to talk about! I will return soon! In a hour or less.

Lesson 1:

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I consider myself a Christian and have empathy for my fellow man but I don't brag about my contributions to society like Handi. Folks that post about their humanitarian efforts are phony.
Pfffffffffffft, what have you CONTRIBUTED to society? exactly nothing
 
I consider myself a Christian and have empathy for my fellow man but I don't brag about my contributions to society like Handi. Folks that post about their humanitarian efforts are phony.

The only contribution to society that you'll ever make is when you are no longer part of it.
 

religious people cry all the time that they are persecuted for their religious beliefs but in reality it’s religious people who persecute, ridicule and berate others just because they don’t believe what they believe. They love to play “the victim” when in reality they are the aggressors and victimize others with their emotional outbursts.
 
religious people cry all the time that they are persecuted for their religious beliefs but in reality it’s religious people who persecute, ridicule and berate others just because they don’t believe what they believe. They love to play “the victim” when in reality they are the aggressors and victimize others with their emotional outbursts.
Only folks like Fish get angry with non-religious folks. I have no problem if others don't have religious beliefs. It just shows that he is a very insecure person.
 
Only folks like Fish get angry with non-religious folks. I have no problem if others don't have religious beliefs. It just shows that he is a very insecure person.
I'm not angry and you're a pure idiot.
 
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