Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

cliff's notes?

Personally i find any version of the n-word to be derogatory and unnecessary, regardless of the color of skin being said from or to

the anonymity of the internet is a big part of the breakdown of our society. He would never say that if he had to attach his name to it
 
the anonymity of the internet is a big part of the breakdown of our society. He would never say that if he had to attach his name to it
Cant say i havent wondered about him bein this way irl tho, with the way he brags about shaving his head en sech (as if everyone stereotypes people with a shaved head as a "skinhead" major derp)
 
the way he brags about shaving his head en sech (as if everyone stereotypes people with a shaved head as a "skinhead" major derp

Fish brags about shaving his head?
 
Fish brags about shaving his head?
yea i read in one of his posts about "all the black people" are "scared" when they see him with his "shaved head" some shit like that im somewhat paraphrasing cuz i dont remember EXACTLY but that was the the gist, i kinda just shook my head thinkin maybe he was tryin to troll someone who wasnt biting but watchin him posts makes me wonder if it isnt a fake persona but actually how he is
 
yea i read in one of his posts about "all the black people" are "scared" when they see him with his "shaved head" some shit like that im somewhat paraphrasing cuz i dont remember EXACTLY but that was the the gist, i kinda just shook my head thinkin maybe he was tryin to troll someone who wasnt biting but watchin him posts makes me wonder if it isnt a fake persona but actually how he is

that’s Christ’s word at work.
 
Good morning friends! Now before I tell my funny story about my my mom, she's 96 ya know, I would like to thank @NU_FTW and @dbldwn711 for cleaning up the mess that was made here yesterday. That sort of attitude isn't welcome at my thread, ever.

So my mom lives in an assisted living facility and about 2 years ago, by golly she got herself a boyfriend! Even that all by itself cracked me up! But here's the kicker. My mom's Lover, he got all senile one day and sorta ended the relationship! Fuck it, they are both in their 90's, that's some funny shit to me! It ain't like my mom caught the seniles...

And here's another angle, kind friends! I think the ole boy might be faking it! My mom prolly went Mom-Hag on 'eem one time too many times so he faked a senile episode! I bet my mom nagged him too. My Dad alway said my mom was a nag and I have no reason to doubt it! My Father said so!

So check this out. I tole my mom that one of my younger peers at HN has a crush on her. The first pic is when I told her and the second pic is her when I tole her that her crush is @DJ
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It's possible that DJ might be my Step Father one day! I think he's probably waiting for mom to turn 100!
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All's I do nowadaze is look at my fish tank, it's what I do! For hours...

It is certain that I have ten gold fish and I have two that I want to be rid of, maybe 3.

And so I started naming my other fish, I have 4 named so far.

This first fish is from the original group of six of which three sadly perished. Being all white-ish, I named her Pearl and she's the den mother of the group.
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Now this next swimmer, his name is Baker Mayfield because his colors match the Cleveland Browns helmet.
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And this third pic is Baker, Cotton Candy and Pearl. Cotton Candy has a red tail and a red upper lip, she is adorable!Baker, Cotton Candy, Pearl.jpg
 
And this lil fella is Cotton Candy's little brother, Christmas Candy!
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But the guy on the bottom, he is a keeper for sure but I don't have a name yet. His markings remind me of a clown fish, a red orca and a beluga whale.


Here he is again, and all ten of my fish seem strong and healthy.
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One more to grow on! All the bronze colored leaves are new growth.
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Here he is again
I named him John. John Candy!
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My friendly swimmers!.jpg
The Candy Family!:llama:

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You know those dust balls that form underneath furniture? Well that's what some of the floor of my tank looks like except it's debris mixed in algae and it is so gross looking! Before I try to siphon it I would like to see if the freshwater shrimp might get after it?

I removed loads of algae just by sticking my arm in the tank but I want to find a better way. This is so fun! I might be going to the Pet Shop tomorrow too.
 
Hey friends, good morning! My Bunny is flying non-stop from Atlanta to Paris tomorrow. And the BEST news is, our son will be staying with me while she is away. I made an effort to make things better and it's working! And I WILL be going to the Pet Shop later. I'm pretty dang tickled that a new Petco just opened up right near the local Home Depot!

And BTW, I took to the gifs like a duck takes to the water!
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ducks running GIF
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Hey friends, good morning! My Bunny is flying non-stop from Atlanta to Paris tomorrow. And the BEST news is, our son will be staying with me while she is away. I made an effort to make things better and it's working! And I WILL be going to the Pet Shop later. I'm pretty dang tickled that a new Petco just opened up right near the local Home Depot!

And BTW, I took to the gifs like a duck takes to the water!
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ducks running GIF
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Outstanding!! Keep up the progress!
 
My Bunny agreed to sleep with me tonight. It's a good thing too because it has been almost 5 months since I haven't slep by my lonesome. After six months, i was to be a FREE AGENT!

The worst part was doing my own laundry. I don't fuckin fold clothes! What I would do was, I would put all my clean clothes on the bed beside where I sleep and then I would just grab a clean item whenever I wanted to. After a while, the clean pile was all gone and I would do it again. This last time though, man, I just crammed it all in any ole drawer! I get shit done!
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My Bunny agreed to sleep with me tonight. It's a good thing too because it has been almost 5 months since I haven't slep by my lonesome. After six months, i was to be a FREE AGENT!

The worst part was doing my own laundry. I don't fuckin fold clothes! What I would do was, I would put all my clean clothes on the bed beside where I sleep and then I would just grab a clean item whenever I wanted to. After a while, the clean pile was all gone and I would do it again. This last time though, man, I just crammed it all in any ole drawer! I get shit done!
cats laundry GIF
Weird thing about me, I hang up almost all my clothes on hangers. If it isnt socks, underwear, or old shitty yard work clothes, it gets hung up. Yes even shorts.
 
My mom was all about folding and using the dresser. Only hung up pants and nice shirts. I think its actually easier to put them on a hanger, straight out of the dryer, and throw them in the closet. I also hate rummaging through dresser drawer looking for shit. No wire hangers though, fo sho
 
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