Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
These two are the Biggest Swimmers, John Candy on the left and Bumbles!
View attachment 79119

I agree, Physical Activity is very important for a healthy bodice!
Click to expand...
Keeping spirits high is also key!! Don't ever let your spirits come down
 
Look here at the Evening Race to K-Park! Club Foot Won! I betcha those guys let her win on porpoise!
The Race to K-Park!.jpg
NU_FTW said:
Keeping spirits high is also key!! Don't ever let your spirits come down
Click to expand...
Fuck man, No Shit! None Whatsoever! It's why I like to keep a large jug of good Vodka along with muh favorite flavoring agents in the Spirit Drawer! It's how I Worship! Dummy!
K-Park, THE place to be!.jpg
 
So anyway, to wrap up this Self-Report, My Swimmers are the Best! Every Single time, especially the first time every morning, that crystal clear Holy Water, Cloud Nine! No Shit Neither, None Whatsoever! Okay, Good Night Dummies! I hope you ALL dream about Excessive Tithing at the Fancy Ass Mass Under the Porch! WORSHIP! SACRAMENT! CELEBRATE!
 
Parka said:
So anyway, to wrap up this Self-Report, My Swimmers are the Best! Every Single time, especially the first time every morning, that crystal clear Holy Water, Cloud Nine! No Shit Neither, None Whatsoever!
Click to expand...

Tell bunny if she kisses the frog her Prince Charming will magically appear. When she does say “it worked!! Here I am!!”

Good luck.
 
I have Needs. I need to get started early today, I am a NEEDY Em Effer! I need to Worship, I need to make muh bed, I even need to get dressed! My Needs will NOT be Met if I continually Loaf About! Now about Mass, just have your Tithing ready, that there is another Big Need, the Need for THINGS!
mike wagner wags GIF by Billions
 
dbldwn711 said:
Tell bunny if she kisses the frog her Prince Charming will magically appear. When she does say “it worked!! Here I am!!”

Good luck.
Click to expand...
Ya know what Padre? I was thinking a different approach... Because I am WORRIED SICK that Dr. Green Been might finally break up with me for real! Just because I don't Need Dr. Green Been no more, it don't mean I don't WANT her no more!

I shoulda stole away with her when Bunny went to France. God Damn it all to Hell! Apparently, obviously I am STILL torn between two Lovers!
 
I have another dead fish! Danarys has Perished! I thought she was SO laid back, she was probably sick when we got her. I actually watched her die I think. She was laying in the same spot all morning and I saw her convulse a few times and she is gone now. Well she is RIP in my tank but I might be able to get an exchange for another Butterfly Koi. She was $15.

Now Lemon Pepper, look at his black tail and black dorsal fin, He will be a Show Boat when he grows up! He was only 34 cents.
Lemon Pepper, top. Danarys below..jpg

Well so far I have 2 wheel barrows of dirt moved. I'm getting the dirt on the opposite side of the house, I fill the Wheel B and my son pushes it, empties it and rolls it back to me. I want to get two more wheel barrow loads, I hope it's enough. This digging is kicking my ass! That's why I'm Loafing Off right now! I will check in this evening, Dark 30 Eastern!
 
I got 5 Wheel Berras filled! I just scratched and scraped away with the hoe and made big piles and I only used the shovel to toss the loose dirt in the W. Berra! It took me all day but that was because I took lots of breaks. It was 90ish today, humid, the usual. I He-Manned muh way like it was... it was hard work! I feel good now but I might be sore as shit tomorrow.

I got the dirt on the opposite side of the house from where the 1,018 Gallon Kiddie Pond will sit.
Fill it up!.jpg
My son helped me! He pushed the Wheel Berra back & forth for me.
 
RIP Danarys Butterfly Koi Goldfish. Look where she came to rest, right in between those knocked over motorcycles. It look like perhaps Danarys died in a High Speed Motorcycle Crash! How very intriguing!
Danarys Death!.jpg
 
Good Morning!!! I'm not even sore at all. Maybe my right arm hurts but that's muh clumsy side anyway! CLUMSY!

I'm not Very Well Known among the Clumsy Community but if I do indeed get Crowned King at the upcoming 2022 Cripples Ball, Oh How Very God Damn Exciting!

Anyways Friends, The Guide Bear and I, We gots shit to do! Level Headed Shit! LEVEL!
Pond Preparations!.jpg
 
You go through a lot of work to kill all them fish. I hope they appreciate it! hahaha


Sorry, I couldn't resist. I need to go confess my sins. Where's that Bishop 2 canes.....




download.jpg
 
Good morning, Guide Bear.
 
Whoooooweee that's a lot of work to level up a pond
 
NU_FTW said:
Whoooooweee that's a lot of work to level up a pond
Click to expand...
If I could level it with a 'little' work, by golly you know I would! I leveled off those piles but I need/want two more wheel berras full of dirt.

I fell down twice out there today, I wasn't 'body sore' from yesterday but I think it beat me up enough to make today's easier work kinda difficult. The second time I fell I was just sitting in my walker and the fucker tipped over! My falls are always in super-slow motion. As I'm falling I have plenty of time to think about all kinds of different shit! After that second tumble, about 5:40 PM Eastern Time, I decided to call it a day. Tomorrow is Waiting to Happen!
 
Bayou Tiger said:
You go through a lot of work to kill all them fish. I hope they appreciate it! hahaha


Sorry, I couldn't resist. I need to go confess my sins. Where's that Bishop 2 canes.....




View attachment 79241
Click to expand...
Apology ACCEPTED! The High Bishop is at his Bible Study Store, Cloud Nine! That place is busy non-stop and it's open 24/7 Eastern!:cloud9:
 
Parka said:
If I could level it with a 'little' work, by golly you know I would! I leveled off those piles but I need/want two more wheel berras full of dirt.

I fell down twice out there today, I wasn't 'body sore' from yesterday but I think it beat me up enough to make today's easier work kinda difficult. The second time I fell I was just sitting in my walker and the fucker tipped over! My falls are always in super-slow motion. As I'm falling I have plenty of time to think about all kinds of different shit! After that second tumble, about 5:40 PM Eastern Time, I decided to call it a day. Tomorrow is Waiting to Happen!
Click to expand...
Big oof! Rent yourself a dagon skid loader for a day? Or not enough to justify?
 
NU_FTW said:
Big oof! Rent yourself a dagon skid loader for a day? Or not enough to justify?
Click to expand...
Oh, I don't think it's enough, as you mentioned. The same work that took me all day yesterday, a fit able bodied person could have easily knocked it out in a two hours or less, guestimate.

Also, wtf is a dagon skid loader?
 
Parka said:
Oh, I don't think it's enough, as you mentioned. The same work that took me all day yesterday, a fit able bodied person could have easily knocked it out in a two hours or less, guestimate.

Also, wtf is a dagon skid loader?
Click to expand...
Bobcat

worlds funniest fails GIF by Fox TV
 
Bunny got back last night. She was in a bad mood and she cussed at me. I passed the Test! And I passed another test from Bunny this morning. She took umbrage about me moving the Kiddy Pond and I explained how she gets to travel, she can hop in her car whenever she wants to and do whatever she wants. I can't do those things so I told her not to take away what gives me joy at home...

When she cussed me last night, I kep muh kool and I kep this morning too when she tried to tell me what I am, and am not Allowed to do with my Life. She said I could set my pond up at my next place! She is still making break-up threats! I'm telling Dr. Green Been too!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top