Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Fish said:
Wait, when did you turn into a biracial bear?
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Hi Fish! Oh Goody, I got visitors other than What's His Fuck on the Shit Stained Rubber Maid Stool...

Wait a minute Fish, what do you mean, Wait? I don't Wait for Nobody! Except My Bunny... All of us Guide Bears are Bears FIRST and then whatever Pronoun one prefers, We get along is what we do. Except for them God Damn Snobby Polar Bears! Fuck those guys, ya know it?

I got more fish today too, ALL My Dummies, Take Note!
 
NU_FTW said:
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Don't forget to Brush Muh Underneath! You know, where I shit from, clean it the fuck up! Sheesh!
 
I got more fish today, Two more Koi and one is Butterfly and I named her Barbalicious! After I released her in my tank I noticed She is deformed. The base of her tail is messed up, on one side it protrudes and on the opposite side it is sunken in. That's her in the middle with some yellow coloring. I want a true yellow Koi! Bumbles colored up so much that he looks the color of cantaloupe, not yella!
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And I got a regular Koi that is Solid Yellow, very excited! I named him Butters.
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I also got 8 Giant Danio fish. They can get up to 6" in the wild and mine are tiny right now, about the size of guppies. They mostly hang out near the top of the aquarium and they school. I kept these before and these guys remind me of tiny trout. And I got another pair of catfish, a variety of Corydoras, a very popular and common aquarium fish. I got pics!
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Maybe it's hard to see because it's so small but there is a Cory Cat on that flat rock.
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I still have to get it Right! I need just ONE more wheel berra of fill dirt. I think what happint was, I made it TOO level! Anyway, I HATE to spell & pronounce the word 'wheelbarrow' correctly! What the Fuck is a Fucking Barrow any God Damn Way! I don't speak Old English!!!

It's a Wheel Mother Fucking BARREL! Clearly, some dumb fuck took an old burn barrel, Lopped the top off, attached a wheel to the front and fastened some shitty sticks for handles... WHEEL BARREL!!!
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Friends, today you get a special behind the scenes 'look' at the preparation for Mass Under the Porch!

I'm working on the Sermon at this Moment! It was a week ago from last Thursday, July 28 and I had a 1:30PM Eastern appt about that kidney stone. Well my only ride was with Bunny before she goes to work so I was dropped off at 5:30 and she would get me after work, around 4:30 that afternoon. Well that left me all day to to mostly nothing. I utilize that spare time to Connect with the Lords (and Ladies!) and uh, spin me up a Fancy Ass Sermon!

With all that spare time I decided to get that second COVID booster. My 1pm appt, I checked in early and they took me at 9am! It was an MRI and i was done before 10am. So yep I got that booster because I wanted to get it on my own free will. I didn't follow anybody.

There is a lot of noise from the anti-vax crowd to Mock and Belittle those of us that choose to be vaxed.

I am NOT a Sheep. I AM a HE-LAMA, and I make my OWN choices.
Centaur-212x300.jpg If one chooses not to be vaxed, I'm okay with that. Just Stay the Fuck off My Dick about my Choices!

And Pass the God Damn Sacrament! Fuck Face!
 
Oh Crap! I'm in trouble again! This time it's because I skipped out on Mass today so if Two Canes shows up don't nobody tell 'eem that ya seen me, okay Dummies? Because I am a Very Busy He-Lama/Man and look here what I did so far today!
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Parka said:
You Betcha, Padre! It's all I done today so far, just watch my swimmers for hours! They are SO active. They Splash up out of the water whenever they feel like it, sometimes they dart off Super Fast and ALL of them really enjoy swimming against the current from that circulation pump. I'm telling ya, this hobby has consumed my entire being!
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On a "scale" of 1 to 10, how do you feel?
 
Parka said:
Thanks for that, it gave me an idea. I can't name my yellow Koi Butters because Bunny no like so his New Name Shall be Yellow Metal!
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How about this name for your new fish? It might be more fitting to it's personality. Which ever one fits. You watch it all the time, so you would know if it is a heavy metal yellow or this;

 
Parka said:
Friends, today you get a special behind the scenes 'look' at the preparation for Mass Under the Porch!

I'm working on the Sermon at this Moment! It was a week ago from last Thursday, July 28 and I had a 1:30PM Eastern appt about that kidney stone. Well my only ride was with Bunny before she goes to work so I was dropped off at 5:30 and she would get me after work, around 4:30 that afternoon. Well that left me all day to to mostly nothing. I utilize that spare time to Connect with the Lords (and Ladies!) and uh, spin me up a Fancy Ass Sermon!

With all that spare time I decided to get that second COVID booster. My 1pm appt, I checked in early and they took me at 9am! It was an MRI and i was done before 10am. So yep I got that booster because I wanted to get it on my own free will. I didn't follow anybody.

There is a lot of noise from the anti-vax crowd to Mock and Belittle those of us that choose to be vaxed.

I am NOT a Sheep. I AM a HE-LAMA, and I make my OWN choices.
View attachment 80477 If one chooses not to be vaxed, I'm okay with that. Just Stay the Fuck off My Dick about my Choices!

And Pass the God Damn Sacrament! Fuck Face!
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Good for you. I got both shots and the booster myself. I'm not skeered of no shots!
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
On a "scale" of 1 to 10, how do you feel?
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Roundabout a Hundred or so, give or take, a lil more today! I got my Kiddie Pond re-set and it should be full by 8:30 PM Eastern, 5:30 Pacific... You can be sure I wake up happy as a Clam! I'm lucky that way.
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Jon Deaux said:
How about this name for your new fish? It might be more fitting to it's personality. Which ever one fits. You watch it all the time, so you would know if it is a heavy metal yellow or this;

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Hey John, Thanks! My yellow guy, he ain't mellow, not at all. It reminds me of the Butterfly Koi that perished on me, I thought she was SO laid back and then just a day or two later She was Gone!

But yeah, I already have a Lady Koi named Precious Metal so I'm gonna stick with Yellow Metal for now... Bunny wanted me to name it Lemon Drop, with the Candy theme and all, however, I could not ever risk embarrassing or worse, stigmatizing one of my young guy swimmers with such a Pansy name!

Also Jon, I have your booth all set up with a fresh deck of cards and snacks and I got @Dole ver 2.0 , I got your table set with chess board AND one of them there fancy ass French Chart Tutory Trays!
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Bayou Tiger said:
Good for you. I got both shots and the booster myself. I'm not skeered of no shots!
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Thanks Bayou Tiger! Here's something I noticed quite different between Koi and Goldfish. The Koi, at least as juveniles, the Koi grow noticeably faster than Goldfish. When I got Bumbles he and John Candy were about the same size and today Bumbles is much larger than John Candy.
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Parka said:
Hey John, Thanks! My yellow guy, he ain't mellow, not at all. It reminds me of the Butterfly Koi that perished on me, I thought she was SO laid back and then just a day or two later She was Gone!

But yeah, I already have a Lady Koi named Precious Metal so I'm gonna stick with Yellow Metal for now... Bunny wanted me to name it Lemon Drop, with the Candy theme and all, however, I could not ever risk embarrassing or worse, stigmatizing one of my young guy swimmers with such a Pansy name!

Also Jon, I have your booth all set up with a fresh deck of cards and snacks and I got @Dole ver 2.0 , I got your table set with chess board AND one of them there fancy ass French Chart Tutory Trays!
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What a load of carp…
 
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