Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
Ya mean like a Tuxedo T-shirt under your Dress Overalls? That's acceptable!
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Nah, an actual tuxedo. I’m a groomsman next month, but the tuxedo is ready. I can wear it twice.
 
I've heard of Tennessee Tuxedo but not Georgia Tuxedo.
 
Fish said:
I've heard of Tennessee Tuxedo but not Georgia Tuxedo.
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I ain't never heard of neither of them though... I really did grow up around people my age that spoke like that when we were rotten kids.

I have to practice for tomorrow, it's a big day for me! And I still have to write the Sermon for Mass Under the Porch this Sunday too...
I'm stressing now! And the itinerary... it's ready, I'm going to release it in a :director:Report soon.
 
moxie said:
If you ain’t down widdis, I ain’t down wit you
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Yeah, That one, that one that's always taking notes! He's got a booth down here, however, it sits empty most days. It's got a whole bunch of high end markers and colored pencils and an assortment of paper, plus a big box of Crayola crans!
And from what I understand, the man has client issues that need resolved!
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broncosmitty said:
I don’t remember it being told.


Sort of thing can’t just bring up out of nowhere.

Which is why I’m piggybackin here.


Curious…
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When I described what happened earlier today, I wanted to also mention that I got operated on, on the same day I 'fell off my bike' and they took a chip of bone off of the front edge of my hip and fused vertebrae C-5 and C-6 together and those are at the base of the neck.

They went in through the front of my neck and they made the incision right along a natural crease in my neck so it's not very visible, I guess about 1-1/4 inch long...

Thanks for asking, Friend!:beer2:
 
Parka said:
When I described what happened earlier today, I wanted to also mention that I got operated on, on the same day I 'fell off my bike' and they took a chip of bone off of the front edge of my hip and fused vertebrae C-5 and C-6 together and those are at the base of the neck.

They went in through the front of my neck and they made the incision right along a natural crease in my neck so it's not very visible, I guess about 1-1/4 inch long...

Thanks for asking, Friend!:beer2:
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Thanks for sharing my friend.
 
Parka said:
Listen Friends, I'm gonna go hang out with Bunny for a while and then tonight I MUST practice for tomorrow! I really am nervous!
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dont hurt yerself practicin
before the big day -
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TechRaiderRider said:
dont hurt yerself practicin
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I haven't thrown a party in... since before I met Bunny! I'm gonna start practicing by staying online all evening, except in one half hour from now, Eastern Time, is about when the lights time out on my aquarium so anytime after that I'd like to drop in a few of those sinking wafers for the Ground Crew!
 
What I really want to do and I wish it was already set up, I want to keep a bedroom in the basement and there is plumbing down there, three drain pipes were capped off, a big one for a toilet, a smaller one, and a third one even smaller yet. I cut the cap off one and it was clogged, same with the other two. So I need to hire a plumber. The sooner the better.
 
Bunny isn't even upset anymore about the Pondish and she is still sleeping in the spare. She is back on her heels and I didn't do it.
She knew Aug. 19 of this year was a day I hoped to have a real (small) Cripples Ball at home. Well Bunny is going to celebrate one of her weekend GF's birthday tomorrow night. And I betcha it isn't even What's her Name's birth date tomorrow. So she might be feeling a smidge of guilt.

Every year that Aug. 19 would approach, I would always be aware of it but the very coolest thing about that is that only a few times out of those 20 years did I realize it was the day I crashed. All those other times, at least 15 I bet, I wouldn't remember the accident until days or even more than a week after Aug. 19. And then I would get so happy! Not this year though. But this year is on purpose, for the purpose of a Good Time!
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Parka said:
I haven't thrown a party in... since before I met Bunny! I'm gonna start practicing by staying online all evening, except in one half hour from now, Eastern Time, is about when the lights time out on my aquarium so anytime after that I'd like to drop in a few of those sinking wafers for the Ground Crew!
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ms bunny could get jealous
of all the attention youll be gettin -
play it cool -
 
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Just so everyone knows, ^^^ the guy above is the Chef for the Buffet Lunch tomorrow and he insists on being also being a Guest at the Ball! I'm afraid to tell him 'no'... Plus he's got a Major Crush on Maxie! I have NO idea how this is going to play out because what I saw on that surveillance tape, when Maxie came Under the Porch, it was a scene that I will describe later... after I post the All Important Itinerary.BRB
 
Hi! That took longer than I expected. I have some more pictures before the itinerary is posted. Mostly in the afternoon it will be Old People Activities, Bingo, Shuffleboard, Nap & Story Time, Arts & Crafts, those sorts of things. And then we Feast from 6pm eastern and Party like teenagers until the sun rises!

But first look at these. Pictures with words!

In this first picture is a new Butterfly Koi that Bunny brought home for me yesterday. I named Mister Limpet from the Disney movie, The Incredible Mister Limpet, starring Don Knotts. I'm not crazy about him yet. He has beautiful fins and great body shape but his color is just unattractive. To me it looks like the color of a big fat uncooked turkey, just a 'way off' white. I still want to get at least one more small BUT very colorful and pretty Butterfly Koi. It seems like the Butterfly Koi are built slimmer than the regular Koi I have and I'm hoping the Butterfly Koi don't tear plants up like the regular Koi. If they do, it's the Pondish for all of my Koi. They were all going there eventually anyway, because of getting too big for the aquarium. But that would take a few years I'm guessing. We will see. So fun!
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This next pic is out of focus. My swimmers are always on the move. This is Lemon Pepper and he was one of the 34 cent feeders. I have a special fondness for all of the feeder Gold Fish in my tank. Besides LP,are John Candy, Cotton Candy, Lake Superior and the brassy Erie Canal, all them were feeders. They now cost 50 cents each, it's Finflation and I explained how it worked earlier. It's complicated but is EXACTLY like inflation cep for it's just for fish, DUH!

And BTW, friends, Lemon Pepper marches to the beat of his drum, he is super cool! It seems like the only time he's with the group is during dinner, LP is Legit Too Cool for School!
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And this last pic shows how even just a small amount of live plants can make an aquarium so pleasant to look at. I have plans!
With green plants and bubbles along the front of Rock Pile Estates, it will be so handsome...123 Smart & Sophisticated Ave.
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Noon - 3pm Eastern: Buffet Style Lunch

1pm - 2:30pm Bingo Under the Porch

3:00 - 4:00 Nap Time & Story Telling

4:00 - 5:30 Arts & Dunce Crafting Under the Porch

5:00 - 6:30 Shuffleboard on the Flat Roof weather permitting.

7:pm High Bishop Two Canes will Bless Under the Porch and Tell a High & Mighty Story!

7:15 The Scrumptious Twelve Course Meal will begin.

9pm eastern, 6pm pacific, Crowning of the Court

9:30 until ... the Sun Rises... Party Like it's 1929!
 
And since it's My Party, and I can Brag if I want to, I might just get all the bragging out of the way today. And this is no humble shit. My Brags are worthy of Full Bragging Rights! I have Full Bragging Rights because it's my party and I plan to utilize my time properly!
I'm not even particularly 'smart', however, I can't let a small detail like that derail me from my dreams.
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