Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Parka said:
Well I slep by my lonesome again anyway, I guess Bunny snuck-slep in one of the spares. We got three spares now, now that my son isn't here. This is getting weird. I didn't tell Bunny to leave, I dint even ask her to leave and I didn't have a temper tantrum either. I spoke my truth and that is, I don't want to live in the same house as my son for reasons already explained!

Bunny is always trying to 'justify' or explain away our son's super lazy lifestyle, just a few weeks ago she floated the idea that our son perhaps was 'traumatized' when I broke my neck. He was 10 when that happened and all I could think when she said that, hmmm... and here I thought maybe it was ME that got the holy fuck traumatized outta myself. That accident and the next three months in therapy were by FAR the worst time of my very exciting life.

And here is another thing, friends. My Bunny-Hag loves our new kitchen more than I do and I'm pretty keen on it so I'm sure she can't wait to host Thanksgiving, that was the plan before our son decided to try to eff up my living arrangement.

Anyway Padre, the next time I get to third base, I can get to second base with out even trying but third base is a challenge and the struggle is for real! But yeah, the next time I slide head first into third base, I Shall have words with @Peter Gozintite so's not to leave 'im in the dark... and warm... and sliffery... and SHINY TOO!
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thats tough man. I feel for ya. I wish I could offer some advice but given the very limited perspective I have I’m hesitant to do so. All I can offer is more “global” advice. I think you should just listen to her point of view. Do it even if you know everything she is gonna say. Sometimes people just feel better if they can be heard. Don’t offer your side. Instead, just tell her that you want to digest/think about everything she said.

Then it really comes down to a choice: is having the bunny hag happy and around worth putting up with your son? That’s a very personal choice that only you can make. There’s no right/wrong answer. You’ll decide which one makes you happier.

I know that’s not much but it’s all I have. You’re a smart guy. You’ll know what you want. At least you still apparently have options. I mean, she hasn’t left for good (or so it seems) so consider your next move while you still have those options.
 
dbldwn711 said:
thats tough man. I feel for ya. I wish I could offer some advice but given the very limited perspective I have I’m hesitant to do so. All I can offer is more “global” advice. I think you should just listen to her point of view. Do it even if you know everything she is gonna say. Sometimes people just feel better if they can be heard. Don’t offer your side. Instead, just tell her that you want to digest/think about everything she said.

Then it really comes down to a choice: is having the bunny hag happy and around worth putting up with your son? That’s a very personal choice that only you can make. There’s no right/wrong answer. You’ll decide which one makes you happier.

I know that’s not much but it’s all I have. You’re a smart guy. You’ll know what you want. At least you still apparently have options. I mean, she hasn’t left for good (or so it seems) so consider your next move while you still have those options.
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It’s good advice and how he and @Peter Gozintite have stayed together so long. Communication is just as important as the sex.
 
dbldwn711 said:
thats tough man. I feel for ya. I wish I could offer some advice but given the very limited perspective I have I’m hesitant to do so. All I can offer is more “global” advice. I think you should just listen to her point of view. Do it even if you know everything she is gonna say. Sometimes people just feel better if they can be heard. Don’t offer your side. Instead, just tell her that you want to digest/think about everything she said.

Then it really comes down to a choice: is having the bunny hag happy and around worth putting up with your son? That’s a very personal choice that only you can make. There’s no right/wrong answer. You’ll decide which one makes you happier.

I know that’s not much but it’s all I have. You’re a smart guy. You’ll know what you want. At least you still apparently have options. I mean, she hasn’t left for good (or so it seems) so consider your next move while you still have those options.
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Thanks Padre, sometimes it's not even the problem that's the 'problem', it's the way the problem gets handled that turns out to be the bigger problem! Guilty as Charged! BullShit Me Honor!

Also anyway, alls I want is a happy hag, If my hag ain't happy I ain't happy neither! BTW, I am having a pretty damn solid week so I shall assume Bunny is feeling pretty chipper her own self. And the truth to the situation is I would very much prefer just one more hag-free weekend... I'm on a roll with my current project.

But mostly Padre, thanks for your insight, and your kind words too, I need to get things back to normal on the home front. Bunny is the one that bailed though, I just sorta thought she should make the first move. But I suppose I can be the bigger (he) hag and go first!
 
Good morning friends! Well I got one more hag-free weekend just like I hoped for. I will tell you what though, the novelty of living the single life is wearing off fast. My food situation is looking more meager by the day and my have & have turned sour on me and now I have to have a black coffee!

And my Bunny won't even talk to me or respond to my text. And I don't feel like riding my Power Wheels to buy food because I NEED it.
My blue Power Wheels is for having fun like buying donuts or maybe a six pack of beer.

Man alive, today's Church Service is gonna be a somber affair...
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Parka said:
Good morning friends! Well I got one more hag-free weekend just like I hoped for. I will tell you what though, the novelty of living the single life is wearing off fast. My food situation is looking more meager by the day and my have & have turned sour on me and now I have to have a black coffee!

And my Bunny won't even talk to me or respond to my text. And I don't feel like riding my Power Wheels to buy food because I NEED it.
My blue Power Wheels is for having fun like buying donuts or maybe a six pack of beer.

Man alive, today's Church Service is gonna be a somber affair...
Walking Bears GIF
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Parka said:
Good morning friends! Well I got one more hag-free weekend just like I hoped for. I will tell you what though, the novelty of living the single life is wearing off fast. My food situation is looking more meager by the day and my have & have turned sour on me and now I have to have a black coffee!

And my Bunny won't even talk to me or respond to my text. And I don't feel like riding my Power Wheels to buy food because I NEED it.
My blue Power Wheels is for having fun like buying donuts or maybe a six pack of beer.
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Cecily Strong Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Parka said:
Good morning friends! Well I got one more hag-free weekend just like I hoped for. I will tell you what though, the novelty of living the single life is wearing off fast. My food situation is looking more meager by the day and my have & have turned sour on me and now I have to have a black coffee!

And my Bunny won't even talk to me or respond to my text. And I don't feel like riding my Power Wheels to buy food because I NEED it.
My blue Power Wheels is for having fun like buying donuts or maybe a six pack of beer.

Man alive, today's Church Service is gonna be a somber affair...
Walking Bears GIF
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Bunny hopped away. Maybe she'll show up at Easter.
 
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