Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Well, something's going on.
You can always tell when something's up with him.
He starts getting all polysyllabic ... and stuff.
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Hi friends. I woke up in a real good mood this morning so I took my Power Wheels for a spin and bought 8 donuts. And then by the time I got home the donuts was all friggin stale, gall dang it! Look how ankry I got! I got anchor issues.

Anyway kind friends, guess who just dropped 12 more pounds? ME, that's hu the fuck hu! I'm down to about 232 now, 210 would be ideal. When covid was a new thing I was flirting with 3 spins on the scale!!!!

I noticed a pair of my work trow kep sliding down and they are just old man pants with an elastic waist band and I thought the elastic was just wore out. But I was like, hmm, my boobs look smaller too! So maybe I won't need that boob reduction after all...

It's my understanding that sometimes guys get breast cancer. Oh Mother Nature, you cruel bitch! Now if it was me that caught the breast cancer, I wouldn't die from cancer, I'd succumb to a severe case of embarrassment!
 
Parka said:
Hi friends. I woke up in a real good mood this morning so I took my Power Wheels for a spin and bought 8 donuts. And then by the time I got home the donuts was all friggin stale, gall dang it! Look how ankry I got! I got anchor issues.

Anyway kind friends, guess who just dropped 12 more pounds? ME, that's hu the fuck hu! I'm down to about 232 now, 210 would be ideal. When covid was a new thing I was flirting with 3 spins on the scale!!!!

I noticed a pair of my work trow kep sliding down and they are just old man pants with an elastic waist band and I thought the elastic was just wore out. But I was like, hmm, my boobs look smaller too! So maybe I won't need that boob reduction after all...

It's my understanding that sometimes guys get breast cancer. Oh Mother Nature, you cruel bitch! Now if it was me that caught the breast cancer, I wouldn't die from cancer, I'd succumb to a severe case of embarrassment!
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Just pop a stale donut in the microwave for 10 secs.
 
Hey friends! I decided to have another tall glass of vodka and we are out of any pop or juice or anything for a flavoring agent.... So I made a strong extra cream extra sugar 4 ounce coffee and poured it over ice and added as much vodka as possible!

So listen to this! I got my own thread here under the porch, I got my own Power Wheels, I got my own Baby Monster fish tank and I got me a iced coffee/vodka to enjoy the evening and whatnot!

Once I get these no good Bunny troubles fixed, I got it made like nobodies business!

Okay kind friends, I got some other pressing issues at my other thread, the one about Baby Monsters!
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Holy smokes friends! My Bunny troubles just got way worse. I am headed to Ohio...

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! My best friend's daughter wants me to move in with her and her husband and their two babies! And my brother Joe said I could stay with him at least temporarily. So i have options.

I was so worried I would fall into a deep depression about this and I haven't. And I don't think I will get depressed about this either.

It's going to hurt to lose so much, my workshop, my tools, my air rifle collection, my Baby Monster fish tank, my Power Wheels but I will no longer be under Bunny's thumb and that brings me inner peace.

I don't even have a drivers license and I have no means to get out of here, sorta stuck but I will prevail and move on one way or another.
 
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It's our extremely lazy do nothing son that needs a shrink, NOT ME! I refuse to support someone that won't support themself.
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I promised Pete that I wouldn't call Bunny a hag anymore, so how's about this?

Bunny Butt Fuck!!! Bunny Hill!!! Bunny want a cracker? er wait, that's me, Paulie wants a cracker!

HAHAHA! It's a good god damn thing I'm a bit touched! That's why I'm very good at EVERYTHING I put my mind, heart and soul into,
Hear me ROAR!
 
Parka said:
Holy smokes friends! My Bunny troubles just got way worse. I am headed to Ohio...

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! My best friend's daughter wants me to move in with her and her husband and their two babies! And my brother Joe said I could stay with him at least temporarily. So i have options.

I was so worried I would fall into a deep depression about this and I haven't. And I don't think I will get depressed about this either.

It's going to hurt to lose so much, my workshop, my tools, my air rifle collection, my Baby Monster fish tank, my Power Wheels but I will no longer be under Bunny's thumb and that brings me inner peace.

I don't even have a drivers license and I have no means to get out of here, sorta stuck but I will prevail and move on one way or another.
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Wow. Was not aware of this. Good luck and hang in there.

You need to do something to keep your property. Can you put it in storage?
 
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