Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Handicappers said:
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Hey Handi! I go there all the time, I pass through on my way to Cloud Nine!
 
Good Morning, Friends! Today is just another day, just another mother flippin day...

A Baby Monster Fish Tank flippin day!

I'm gonna flop that Monster upright so's we can make sure he's water tight!

It won't take all my might but there's still a level of dangerous fright

That I shall totally smite be getting it right! (the second time)

I will use the car jack to start the tip and then it's easy to teeter. At the teeter point I give it a nudge into a controlled slam drop and then I can use my small pry bars and dowel rod to get the desired position.

Leak test #2 will be this afternoon in real time. It fills way WAY faster than I expected. I filled it about 2/3 full the first leak test and it didn't even take a full 30 minutes.
 
Don’t see how you can have that bad of a temper if your old lady is buying you whiskey.

Mine won’t even let other people buy me whiskey….
 
dbldwn711 said:
“hey @Parka … would you mind having Bunny talk to SA?”

- GOB
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Hey Padre, good morning! I'm not sure what that means, I don't know who SA is and also I don't know what or who GOB is?

Anyway I hope I ain't in too much trouble!:music::llama:

So later on today I will ride my Power Wheels to Kroger and get my Christmas shopping started and finished. I'm only shopping for two people this year, Bunny and our son. I'm just getting them gift cards and gas cards and maybe a stupid coffee cup with candy in it and some ribbons, that sort of thing and so on. That Power Wheels is a tremendous gift from the VA. Them fuckers take great care of me and they give me free stuff all the time! :director:HOORAY FOR THE VA!

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Parka said:
Hey Padre, good morning! I'm not sure what that means, I don't know who SA is and also I don't know what or who GOB is?

Anyway I hope I ain't in too much trouble!:music::llama:

So later on today I will ride my Power Wheels to Kroger and get my Christmas shopping started and finished. I'm only shopping for two people this year, Bunny and our son. I'm just getting them gift cards and gas cards and maybe a stupid coffee cup with candy in it and some ribbons, that sort of thing and so on. That Power Wheels is a tremendous gift from the VA. Them fuckers take great care of me and they give me free stuff all the time! :director:HOORAY FOR THE VA!

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haha. Sorry. It’s a running joke on a different thread. GOB is a former poster and SA was his girlfriend who took his beer collection and tried to get him to stop drinking.

what branch of the service were you in?
 
dbldwn711 said:
haha. Sorry. It’s a running joke on a different thread. GOB is a former poster and SA was his girlfriend who took his beer collection and tried to get him to stop drinking.

what branch of the service were you in?
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I was in the Army, Padre.

I did read a few comments about that when a poster's partner went goofy on 'eem and snooped on his posts, yeah?

Now if that ever happened to me, I'm covered! Because I'm clever and I use an alias name (Bunny) for my partner! So if Bunny ever snoops on me, she's gonna think I got a dame on the side named Bunny.
 
Parka said:
I was in the Army, Padre.

I did read a few comments about that when a poster's partner went goofy on 'eem and snooped on his posts, yeah?

Now if that ever happened to me, I'm covered! Because I'm clever and I use an alias name (Bunny) for my partner! So if Bunny ever snoops on me, she's gonna think I got a dame on the side named Bunny.
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Good thinking!

That oughta keep you out of trouble!

Wait…
 
dbldwn711 said:
Good thinking!

That oughta keep you out of trouble!

Wait…
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I think I could pull it off and if I must, I will get the Guide Bear involved. The Guide Bear can be very convincing!

But Padre, about being a military vet, I don't think I would bring it up very often if I wasn't so attached and dependent on the VA for my well being. I'm not a 'hey look at me' kind of vet and I am always grateful, very much so, for what the VA does for me and others.
 
moxie said:
To here? Copy & paste the url. Unless you mean posting a video to YouTube.
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Get outta here ya useless butch lezbo.

Guess what this dyke did for over five years after she helped get me banned from the old hoop?

At Words with Friends the weird lesbian trolled me with dozens of phony accounts for over five years! What a loser!
 
Holidays are tough times for many people @Parka however, in the end they are just days like any other. Hope you can find some peace and enjoyment over these days.

Be well buddy! Happy Holidays
 
Parka said:
Get outta here ya useless butch lezbo.

Guess what this dyke did for over five years after she helped get me banned from the old hoop?

At Words with Friends the weird lesbian trolled me with dozens of phony accounts for over five years! What a loser!
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Please elaborate.

It’s all I really want for Christmas.
 
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