Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

[NU_WTF?]

Crew Q1 coming to an end soon. Added a seat at the round table to make room for Peter's newest addition...Parka the talented Bear.

Parka, we need to reCrewt NU_FTW hard. He's a madman on the rainbro throw

Nobody wants to catch these raninbows, they never get back up!

 

[Parka]

Nobody wants to catch these raninbows, they never get back up!

Before we begin the re-crewting process I have three questions for you and I'd like to remind you, there are no wrong answers!

Now, are you over 40 or under 40 years of age?

Are you overweight or underweight?

And finally, would you consider yourself to be overwhelming or underwhelming?

I have many positions that need filled, this is an excellent opportunity for those that feel a civic duty to help!

 

[NU_WTF?]

Before we begin the re-crewting process I have three questions for you and I'd like to remind you, there are no wrong answers!

Now, are you over 40 or under 40 years of age?

Are you overweight or underweight?

And finally, would you consider yourself to be overwhelming or underwhelming?

I have many positions that need filled, this is an excellent opportunity for those that feel a civic duty to help!

I'll play, fer now.

38 for a few more muntz

Neither


Neither unless you initiate the game-on protocol at which point I'm beyond overwhelming - rainbros fer deyz

 

[Handicappers]

I'll play, fer now.

38 for a few more muntz

Neither


Neither unless you initiate the game-on protocol at which point I'm beyond overwhelming - rainbros fer deyz

If we can get you locked in and baptized into the Crew...you'll get a Crew vehicle to do Crew business in.

 

[NU_WTF?]

If we can get you locked in and baptized into the Crew...you'll get a Crew vehicle to do Crew business in.

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That's pretty slick, is it electric? Looking for something solar powered, maybe wind

 

[Bayou Tiger]

That's a very interesting setup. My marine reef tank was also mounted flush with the family room wall but it was located in a closet in the room behind the wall it was seen in.

That looks like an exterior wall with the French doors leading outside to a patio area!!! Is the tank on the patio? Is there a room not seen just beyond that exterior wall that the tank is located in? what gives?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

So his tank lacks the 'presence' that my tank has so much of! (hehehe!) Joe's tank is a saltwater reef tank.

Yeah your tank looks freaking awesome. I dig it!

 

[Parka]

I'll play, fer now.

38 for a few more muntz

Neither


Neither unless you initiate the game-on protocol at which point I'm beyond overwhelming - rainbros fer deyz

Okay, thank you! However, this is no game, I take my Crew responsibilities very serious... and so should you!

So, I have 2 positions that need filled at the moment, Day Drinker and Enforcer. Your age is a bit young for Day Drinker but there's nothing wrong with an early start, that's what Day Drinking is all about, starting early!

Now if you are interested, do NOT shirk your Civic Duty! Petey G. will be so proud!

 

[Parka]

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That's a very interesting setup. My marine reef tank was also mounted flush with the family room wall but it was located in a closet in the room behind the wall it was seen in.

That looks like an exterior wall with the French doors leading outside to a patio area!!! Is the tank on the patio? Is there a room not seen just beyond that exterior wall that the tank is located in? what gives?

It's just not noticeable in that picture but that area behind the tank is like a 'bump out' of a room so to speak and it's just part of the exterior of the house right there by those glass doors on the patio area. He's got room to work behind his tank and he's got two skylights in the roof just over the tank area.

It is quite the set-up, all the equipment he uses, let me put it this way... His set up is like playing chess with experts and my set-up is like playing checkers with first graders.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Okay, thank you! However, this is no game, I take my Crew responsibilities very serious... and so should you!

So, I have 2 positions that need filled at the moment, Day Drinker and Enforcer. Your age is a bit young for Day Drinker but there's nothing wrong with an early start, that's what Day Drinking is all about, starting early!

Now if you are interested, do NOT shirk your Civic Duty! Petey G. will be so proud!

i hate to disappoint you but i have no interest in drinking let alone day drinking i do have a qp of indica and a qp of sativa that i rather enjoy but usually wait until the evening for that too

 

[Parka]

i do have a qp of indica and a qp of sativa that i rather enjoy

I just got off the horn with High Bishop Two Canes! HE WANTS TO WORSHIP WITH YOU on a DAILY BASIS!

 

[Parka]

i hate to disappoint you

I'm not disappointed! I got a fish tank buzz and it won't go away! I'm serious!

 

[Parka]

Hey guys! I got up twice today! I had to go back to bed after I got up too early, I guess? This flippin cold got a grip on me and I need to sleep it away! I'm getting there, I think the 'sick' part is mostly over and it's on to recovery now.

I want to talk about my fish tank. I ALWAYS want to talk about it, it's all I ever think about almost. I will have a 'kitsch' corner in the right end of the tank, that's the section that also has that color changeable light and it will pair perfectly with the playful kitsch corner!

I ordered these items to spice things up in Kitsch Corner!

 

[Parka]

Well hell, I have my VA appts tomorrow and I have to leave the house at 4:25 am Eastern! The reason I have to leave so early is so Bunny can get to her work on time. And then she can pick me up after her work is over. The best part is on the way home we will stop at the pet shop............................. I can't wait! I started with six goldfish and a third fish died yesterday. I knew it was going to die because it was sick for a week and it wasn't eating. So I will bring more calico goldfish home and maybe something else too.

I have a bunch of different floating plants now and they grew real cool, kinda long root systems with so many fine tiny hairs, so cool looking and they remind me of a character from the Adam's Family. Anyway I floated some wood pieces and fastened a suction cup to one and I used to corral the floating plants because everything at the surface would continually get swept by the current from the circulation pump. I'll get some new pics up this weekend. See ya soon, friends!

 

[Parka]

Man alive and Holy Smokes! Yesterday was a day and a half! Or more! But mostly I can't stop thinking about my fish tank no matter where I am. I want to talk about a bunch of things. I was even thinking about starting a new thread in the politics forum.

Because I want to challenge a real life elected official to a Wheel Chair fight!

And if it can be arranged, I WILL follow through. It's this PHONY FUCK named Mad Cawthorn and I can take him in the cage!
More on this later. I need to get my team together and make this happen. And as the rookie Crew member tasked with re- Crewting, I was hoping @beardown07 and @Handicappers would join the team as fight coaches and just as important or even more so, I will need to ask Handi to float me a loan off of one of his fat stacks to cover expenses.

And if I fucker this phony all up, I will be able to cash in, pay off the loan with a hefty interest rate and toss a pile of cash at Milk Shake too and still have too much left over!


And by the way Kind Friends, I ain't that fat no more, neither! Hey friendly grammarians, was that last sentence a triple negative? The truth is that I am very fond of improper grammar.

I read an entire article once, where the writer used every wrong word where the correct word shoulda been, it was a really fun read!
It reminded me of Wet Dream by Kip Adotta. The article was loaded with things like, Taken for 'granite' instead of the correct word, granted. And now I have one for Kip. Sea aenemone, I often pronounce it sea 'enemy'!


I have a whole lot more to talk about! I will return soon! In a hour or less.

 

[Fish]

Man alive and Holy Smokes! Yesterday was a day and a half! Or more! But mostly I can't stop thinking about my fish tank no matter where I am. I want to talk about a bunch of things. I was even thinking about starting a new thread in the politics forum.

Because I want to challenge a real life elected official to a Wheel Chair fight!

And if it can be arranged, I WILL follow through. It's this PHONY FUCK named Mad Cawthorn and I can take him in the cage!
More on this later. I need to get my team together and make this happen. And as the rookie Crew member tasked with re- Crewting, I was hoping @beardown07 and @Handicappers would join the team as fight coaches and just as important or even more so, I will need to ask Handi to float me a loan off of one of his fat stacks to cover expenses.

And if I fucker this phony all up, I will be able to cash in, pay off the loan with a hefty interest rate and toss a pile of cash at Milk Shake too and still have too much left over!
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And by the way Kind Friends, I ain't that fat no more, neither! Hey friendly grammarians, was that last sentence a triple negative? The truth is that I am very fond of improper grammar.

I read an entire article once, where the writer used every wrong word where the correct word shoulda been, it was a really fun read!
It reminded me of Wet Dream by Kip Adotta. The article was loaded with things like, Taken for 'granite' instead of the correct word, granted. And now I have one for Kip. Sea aenemone, I often pronounce it sea 'enemy'!


I have a whole lot more to talk about! I will return soon! In a hour or less.

Dude is paralyzed.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Man alive and Holy Smokes! Yesterday was a day and a half! Or more! But mostly I can't stop thinking about my fish tank no matter where I am. I want to talk about a bunch of things. I was even thinking about starting a new thread in the politics forum.

Because I want to challenge a real life elected official to a Wheel Chair fight!

And if it can be arranged, I WILL follow through. It's this PHONY FUCK named Mad Cawthorn and I can take him in the cage!
More on this later. I need to get my team together and make this happen. And as the rookie Crew member tasked with re- Crewting, I was hoping @beardown07 and @Handicappers would join the team as fight coaches and just as important or even more so, I will need to ask Handi to float me a loan off of one of his fat stacks to cover expenses.

And if I fucker this phony all up, I will be able to cash in, pay off the loan with a hefty interest rate and toss a pile of cash at Milk Shake too and still have too much left over!
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And by the way Kind Friends, I ain't that fat no more, neither! Hey friendly grammarians, was that last sentence a triple negative? The truth is that I am very fond of improper grammar.

I read an entire article once, where the writer used every wrong word where the correct word shoulda been, it was a really fun read!
It reminded me of Wet Dream by Kip Adotta. The article was loaded with things like, Taken for 'granite' instead of the correct word, granted. And now I have one for Kip. Sea aenemone, I often pronounce it sea 'enemy'!


I have a whole lot more to talk about! I will return soon! In a hour or less.

You got the stare down, time to get over to Jason's deli parking lot and put in some reps

 

[Parka]

Dude is paralyzed.

As am I.

Hence, the WHEELCHAIR fight. Get with the program! Are you Day Drunk again or what? JFC!

 

[Fish]

As am I.

Hence, the WHEELCHAIR fight. Get with the program! Are you Day Drunk again or what? JFC!

You said he was phony

 

[Parka]

I just wanted to talk about yesterday and be done with it in one post!

I had appts at the VA yesterday and Bunny and I were on the road by 4:30 am and during the ride I had an episode. By episode I have a condition related to my spinal injury called autonomic disreflexia and I ended up losing count at around 6 or 7 episodes during the day yesterday including two episodes that happened when I was with two different clinics. I'm never 'glad' to have an episode but I am glad it happened in front of VA medical staff because I hope it got documented because I want these episodes to stop, they are horrific. One is awful. A day of them is tough but the time in between episodes can still be okay.

The problem is, when I'm in full episode mode like I am now, it doesn't take much at all to trigger an episode. A very light bit of activity can trigger one when I feel like I feel RIGHT NOW.

I got picked up bu Bunny to go home around 4pm yesterday and I felt good enough to stop at the pet shop and I came home with eight more small goldfish, a nice variety of swimmers, I'd rather not keep any of those fat bulbous extra fins and tails, my fish must be able to survive in the wild. Anyway, sure as shit, I had another episode after we left the pet shop. I kinda recovered on the ride home, we decided to get some drive thru for dinner and when we got home inside I had another episode. I went straight to bed after that, about 5;30pm.

I didn't even put my fish in the tank, I just left them set on the top basement stair. Bunny tole me my fish might die in the bag but I felt too lousy to move. So I woke up at 12:30 am and decided to go take care of my new fish. It wasn't to be. It was another episode instead.

At least I had my bed to flop in to though. When I have an episode I have the strongest urge no matter where I am, to just plop right out of my wheelchair and lay on the floor. It is such a strong urge, primal I guess.

So then I woke up again at about 5am, since I sleep alone, I sleep in my clothes if they are clean enough so I put on my sliffards and made it downstairs and my fish were all alive, I was so happy! Anyway I got my new friends all settled in, they settled in super fast too, making new buddies with the first group, they are very social animals, goldfish are and I am very surprised at what a shine I took to these little swimmers!

After that very pleasant time watching my fish, I went back to the kitchen and tried a bite of chicken. Bad Choice. I had another episode around 6am today. None since then.

I had to take that heart stress test again and as soon as that medicine that they injected, it caused an instant episode. I also got a second dose of the shingles vax yesterday and my body reacts to many of these injections by having episodes.

But really friends, I have a bunch of other more fun stuff to talk about. I really, really have to take it easy for another dozen hours at least.