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Good news: tonight is one of our annual galas, which means OPEN BAR
Bad news: it's an outside venue, and it's supposed to rain pretty heavily this evening
 
Good news: tonight is one of our annual galas, which means OPEN BAR
Bad news: it's an outside venue, and it's supposed to rain pretty heavily this evening
How expensive is your dress gonna be, and will it break the internet?
 
Anyone try one of these "apple cider donut" dealabobbies? I keep hearing about them and found a recipe for an apple cider donut loaf cake, but i'm on the fence about it. I'd also like to know if I could pour the loaf batter into a donut pan and have success. Why is baking so sciencey?

I haven't heard of an "apple cider donut," but this fancy schmancy doughnut place I go sometimes does have an apple pie doughut. Well, they don't have it right now, or didn't the last time I was there a few weeks ago, but they probably will soon. There are a few different kinds they change depending on the season.

Yes, this means it is a doughnut shop that makes "seasonal doughnuts," which would be obnoxious enough just on principle to never buy anything there, but, well, I discovered their phenomenal chocolate-covered old fashions before I knew they offered seasonal doughnuts, and I'm just too weak to miss out on them.
 
Yes, this means it is a doughnut shop that makes "seasonal doughnuts," which would be obnoxious enough just on principle to never buy anything there, but, well, I discovered their phenomenal chocolate-covered old fashions before I knew they offered seasonal doughnuts, and I'm just too weak to miss out on them.
It's not like it's a starbucks, or anything
 
Still pretty fancy.

You're gettin' close to 30 - a time where calling you The Young Prick will no longer really work, and just calling you The Prick could be damn near anyone, so you'll need a new nickname.

Mr. Fancy Pants is in the runnin'!!!
Or maybe Spongebob Fancy Pants.
 
It's not like it's a starbucks, or anything

I know, but c'mon ...

Tell me if you heard someone talking about "seasonal doughnuts," or read "seasonal doughnuts" in an ad somewhere, you wouldn't at least scoff at it.

Think about it ... seasonal doughnuts ... sorry, that's taking the whole artisanal, farm-to-table stuff way, way, way too far.
 
I know, but c'mon ...

Tell me if you heard someone talking about "seasonal doughnuts," or read "seasonal doughnuts" in an ad somewhere, you wouldn't at least scoff at it.

Think about it ... seasonal doughnuts ... sorry, that's taking the whole artisanal, farm-to-table stuff way, way, way too far.
Not gonna lie, wood scoff

Last weekend we bought some "farm to table" wine. The chardonnay was all right but the cab SUCKED. But they were 2 for 20, so we took a risk.

So i don't mind a shi-shi place if the price is reasonable and I actually like the product...but I avoid lots of places I might actually like if they come across as too fancy
 
Anyone try one of these "apple cider donut" dealabobbies? I keep hearing about them and found a recipe for an apple cider donut loaf cake, but i'm on the fence about it. I'd also like to know if I could pour the loaf batter into a donut pan and have success. Why is baking so sciencey?
If it's not from an orchard, I ain't interested. There's three good orchards that make great apple cider donuts. The ones in the grocery store suck.
 
If it's not from an orchard, I ain't interested. There's three good orchards that make great apple cider donuts. The ones in the grocery store suck.
ewwwwWWWWWWW! Talk about shi-shi.

"I'll only eat it if it comes from the orchard!"
 
I know, but c'mon ...

Tell me if you heard someone talking about "seasonal doughnuts," or read "seasonal doughnuts" in an ad somewhere, you wouldn't at least scoff at it.

Think about it ... seasonal doughnuts ... sorry, that's taking the whole artisanal, farm-to-table stuff way, way, way too far.
Maybe for Christmas there will be spiked "eggnog" donuts...

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