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[ELTEXAN]

$100,000, but you have to let Kyle Schwarber hit you in the ribs with a whiffle ball bat.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Sign me up

 

[huskers1217]

$100,000, but you have to let Kyle Schwarber hit you in the ribs with a whiffle ball bat.

who pays the medical cost which would clearly be way over the 100k

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

who pays the medical cost which would clearly be way over the 100k

With a whiffle ball bat? You might have a nasty bruise, no hospital trip required

 

[RP-29]

Nowhere in this contract does it state that you are prohibited from using torso protection. Easy choice. I'll let Kyle take a couple extra swings at me for fun.

 

[calsnowskier]

Yeah…. On the surface, this APPEARS to be a no brainer.

It may hurt for a bit, but I can’t imagine a whiffleball bat being able to do any/much damage. It is super light and creates a lot of drag, so it can’t create a lot of force. And even it does get decent speed, the bat would break before any real damage can be done.

Prove me wrong. I probably am.

 

[fordman84]

Probably crack a rib, but that's no big deal. I've taken bats and baseballs off every part of my body just about and never paid, so sign me up!

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

$100,000, but you have to let Kyle Schwarber hit you in the ribs with a whiffle ball bat.

Just one swing? Sure, then I'm $100,000 wealthier.

 

[huskers1217]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

 

[rsw626]

Odds are he'd whiff the first swing so, I'd take it.

 

[RP-29]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

$4M gets you 1200 sqft house in California - basically nothing. It's pretty easy to get you to put a cock in your mouth.

 

[calsnowskier]

Odds are he'd whiff the first swing so, I'd take it.

LOL

This qualifies for so many “reactions”, it was hard to settle on one, but I went for the laughing reaction to cover all of them.

Perfect post!

 

[tabascojet]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

 

[rsw626]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

Let's be honest. You'd do that for a Runza.

 

[Guy Incognito]

$100,000, but you have to let Kyle Schwarber hit you in the ribs with a whiffle ball bat.

I'll split it 50/50 with him to get it so it's just a love tap.

 

[TheReal_NU]

I'd also throw away my cell phone live in the wilderness and suck cock for a year for $4 million dollars

If you kept your cell phone, it goes down to $37.50.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I've taken balls off every part of my body just about and never paid,

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

Odds are he'd whiff the first swing so, I'd take it.

Eh. I think most of his leadoff homers are on the first pitch.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Eh. I think most of his leadoff homers are on the first pitch.

Yeah, well...he's fat