Wacky Wednesday

kobesgame said:
Can’t drink at a golf scramble because your gal hid all your beer and expected you to be happy about it.

I sure hope every other quality of hers is off the charts. Because otherwise you are going to wake up in 10 years with a house, wife, and kids and hate your life.

I’m not suggesting alcohol should be more important, but unless you have a problem, she sure seems to be trying to control all your moves. Recipe for disaster.
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Peter Gozintite said:
This guy gets it
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moxie said:
Ugghh! Mental math is the worst!

So…that’s roughly 5 cases? Aren’t you afraid of spoilage? While it seems really rude of her to move it out of the house without talking to you about it first, why do you need so much in the house at once? Or do you have friends over a lot? If you guys have a storage unit, it sound like you’re a little compressed for space at home.
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This weirdo buys a bunch of fancy beers and then doesn’t drink them. Keeps a spreadsheet of what he has and everything.

Certainly doesn’t sound like the type that has a problem (otherwise they’d be downed already if I had to guess).
 
RoyMunson said:
I have a buddy with 400+ bottles of bourbon in his office closet. If his wife touched it, they'd be divorced the next day.

Everybody needs a fucking hobby. If your significant other doesn't respect that, then they can fuck right off.
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I can co-sign this. Just was thinking about why he’d let beer sit around for a long time. Drink that shit!
 
gobucks0409 said:
More like 10 cases. Typically are around 12 bottles in a case. Weather isn't too bad for spoilage this time of year in Ohio. I didn't present any plans on what to do with it Sunday, so she took it upon herself to move it out. I have an accumulation problem. Space isn't the issue
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Yet she didn't tell you she was doing this? if my wife moved 10 cases of beer I know I would hear about it
 
kobesgame said:
This weirdo buys a bunch of fancy beers and then doesn’t drink them. Keeps a spreadsheet of what he has and everything.

Certainly doesn’t sound like the type that has a problem (otherwise they’d be downed already if I had to guess).
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one of my neighbors is a beer can collector. I don't think he has consumed a single one, but he has them on like every fucking wall in his house. Thousands of them.

Good friend to have on poker nights, but sometimes the beer variety just isn't for me.
 
moxie said:
I can co-sign this. Just was thinking about why he’d let beer sit around for a long time. Drink that shit!
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You getting schnockered = spilling government secrets
 
gobucks0409 said:
More like 10 cases. Typically are around 12 bottles in a case. Weather isn't too bad for spoilage this time of year in Ohio. I didn't present any plans on what to do with it Sunday, so she took it upon herself to move it out. I have an accumulation problem. Space isn't the issue
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So you got drunk on Saturday and her solution to that was moving your beer to a storage unit?

Does she work for the government, by chance?
 
kobesgame said:
SHE RENTED A STORAGE UNIT FOR LIKE 6 CASES OF BEER???
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WAIT!

@gobucks0409 , is this true as well? I mean, I see that you've confirmed the beer is in a storage unit, but did she rent the storage unit specifically to house your beer?
 
gobucks0409 said:
More like 10 cases. Typically are around 12 bottles in a case. Weather isn't too bad for spoilage this time of year in Ohio. I didn't present any plans on what to do with it Sunday, so she took it upon herself to move it out. I have an accumulation problem. Space isn't the issue
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This is why I have trust issues- I thought cases meant 24 units.

Anywho- seems like you’re stuck between a rock and a cucked place. Can’t keep beers around, can’t drink ‘em. Sounds fun.
 
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RoyMunson said:
I have a buddy with 400+ bottles of bourbon in his office closet. If his wife touched it, they'd be divorced the next day.

Everybody needs a fucking hobby. If your significant other doesn't respect that, then they can fuck right off.
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Yeah, even if it's as gay a Legos.
 
gobucks0409 said:
More like 10 cases. Typically are around 12 bottles in a case. Weather isn't too bad for spoilage this time of year in Ohio. I didn't present any plans on what to do with it Sunday, so she took it upon herself to move it out. I have an accumulation problem. Space isn't the issue
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So instead of having them stored for free in some closet in your apartment, you'd rather pay storage unit costs to hold them?
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
Yet she didn't tell you she was doing this? if my wife moved 10 cases of beer I know I would hear about it
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Not real cases, only 10-12 bottles.

Not real beer, fancy schmanzy fruity coffee and pumpkin fag beers.
 
Fish said:
Not real cases, only 10-12 bottles.

Not real beer, fancy schmanzy fruity coffee and pumpkin fag beers.
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Do you not even know the man?
 
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