Wednesday “National Landline Telephone Day” Thread

my grandpa passed away freshman year.

I had to get up at I think 5am to get greyhound station to get a bus home (5 am/6am for college freshman....like getting an old person to stay up until midnight). My roommate and his friends get back from a party ~2am and come into room being loud as hell

Finally "look assholes, my grandpa died, I need to catch a bus in few hours. Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out)
You didn't have a car in Duluth?
 
my grandpa passed away freshman year.

I had to get up at I think 5am to get greyhound station to get a bus home (5 am/6am for college freshman....like getting an old person to stay up until midnight). My roommate and his friends get back from a party ~2am and come into room being loud as hell

Finally "look assholes, my grandpa died, I need to catch a bus in few hours. Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out)
geez, who died?

oh, right, your grandfather.
 
90% of seinfeld episodes revolve around not having a cellphone (ok, not that high, but it's frequently an issue)
You're absolutely right, and I thought of that once while watching the show.

Couldn't pull it out of the old brainpan when I needed it, doh.
 
Not a good way to grow the brand. You need a better hypeman.
i don't think there is much profit in making one hat, getting our 4 took some effort as they didn't make it a priority, who knew

originally we wanted this style with a patch
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was hoping it was a "one missed call" situation, boring end to the story and terrible netflix show.
It was a looooong hallway.
 
I have 3 kids. You think I have room for a home gym?

We can't all have 3 bathrooms.
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not my freshman year
So you were one of those car moochers, huh? My freshman roommate (half the year....I requested single room at semester break) didn't have a car and I ended up giving her rides everywhere. It was fine when I was going the same direction, but the final straw was when she asked if she could drive my car back to Sioux Falls for the weekend to visit. It was apparently lost on her that I needed it to drive to work everyday.
 
I have 3 kids. You think I have room for a home gym?

We can't all have 3 bathrooms.
3 bathrooms? i assume you have at least that many guest houses on your property.
 
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3 bathrooms? i assume you have at least that many guest houses on your property.
We have a tree house...does that count?
 
Wow, you took a bus in college too?

I remember taking one on my first trip to a school I'd never been to....bus dropped me off downtown and the campus was about two mile north. That was a long hike with my luggage.
I took the bus once. D00d who was supposed to give me a ride back to school after winter break one year told me like a day or two before we were supposed to leave that he wasn't driving and was going to fly instead, so I was scrambling for options. 12+hours on a Greyhound. Woof.

Still, I got to meet a pregnant woman, somewhere around my age, who was going to be the best mother ever. We got to discuss this while she chain-smoked something close to a pack of cigarettes at almost every city we stopped in.
 
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