Wednesday thread for morning guys

Poor guy across the street shoveling his townhome neighbor's driveway because she never does it

That’s just being a good neighbro. I help mine out all the time w both the walk and the huge piles the plows leave.
 
Wife bought a new car yesterday. Offer started out at $580 a month!!!!!! Like, what the fuck? By the time she was done negotiating, she got it down under $400.

The car people are so freaking dirty.

Makes you wonder how many poor suckers take that first ridiculous offer.

I was one of those poor suckers on our last vehicle. Paying $440 for a van. Wife had to have all the bells and whistles (moon roof, leather seating, heated everything, etc). Told her enjoy it because we're downsizing on her next vehicle.
 
I was one of those poor suckers on our last vehicle. Paying $440 for a van. Wife had to have all the bells and whistles (moon roof, leather seating, heated everything, etc). Told her enjoy it because we're downsizing on her next vehicle.

Never liked heated seats before I started snowboarding. Now it's pretty prime.

Heated steering wheel moreso.
 
I have to take my Mom to the Neurologist today for her appointment. We get to see how much she's deteriorated the last six months. Getting old sucks.
 
I have to take my Mom to the Neurologist today for her appointment. We get to see how much she's deteriorated the last six months. Getting old sucks.
I dread seeing that sort of thing happen to my mom.

she's all there now in her late 60's, but I have seen how her mother went and I can see it being a challenge.
 
Gives you more reason to do it.

Vacuuming is basically a workout.

Push/Pull, Cardio, Hand-eye coordination, Forearms when doing the stairs.
what kind of 1950s vacuum do you use to get a workout from it?
 
what kind of 1950s vacuum do you use to get a workout from it?
Shark Navigator, bruh.

I mean, yea it's like using pink dumbbells and it's not a "two-plate with ease" sort of weight, but it's kinda like battle ropes.
 
I left him a note, but I don't know when he last Hooped.
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what kind of 1950s vacuum do you use to get a workout from it?
prob one of those old Kirby's that my mom made me carry up from the basement for her when I was a kid.

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I vacuum while on mute conference calls.

Roomba only roams downstairs...the bedrooms and office are mine to do
i'll do certain things around the house when on a "call" but not usually something that will hinder my ability to hear the people on the call. thankfully i don't have all the dumb calls most do and actually need to listen on mine.
 
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