Wendsday with ill

SlinkyRedfoot said:
Slinky <whispers to Mrs Redfoot>: Look, babe, I love you, but you're gonna have to take one for the team here.
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SlinkyRedfoot said:
When I was a bartender, I had a few couples proposition me.

One dude was like "Hey, Slink, why don't you come over to our place for dinner? Sally will make spaghetti. She's gives amazing blowjobs."

I'd have let her blow me for sure, but I wasn't sure what his intentions were, so I passed.
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I found out that a very popular and local restaurant was a meatmarket like that by accident. It was a texmex joint, pretty upscale but family friendly, and they had the usual bowl of mints but they weren't by the door but on the greeters stand. Never thought anything of it until one Friday night we were there and I had popped my phone and keys out of my jeans and set them on the table. About 10 minutes later this relatively cute 30 something walks up and starts talking to the wife and I. Then while chatting, about what I can't honestly remember, she asks if she could join us. At that point my wife and I look at each other and she goes "ah, let me let you in on a little secret. Keys or those mints on the table indicate you are open to meeting new people here".

We still go back but keep keys in pockets, and enjoy the hell out of the people watching.
 
basement bias said:
Only Wednesday which is probably good on one hand and bad on the other. For some reason yesterday, I was anticipating today being Thursday so that's a bummer. Not sure why other than I just want this week over with.
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shoot, i've only been up for an hour and found out we had a half day. good times.

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PeoplesChicken said:
What the hell kinda carnival were you working? Fuck you back to last week!
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We covered the pipe.

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fordman84 said:
I found out that a very popular and local restaurant was a meatmarket like that by accident. It was a texmex joint, pretty upscale but family friendly, and they had the usual bowl of mints but they weren't by the door but on the greeters stand. Never thought anything of it until one Friday night we were there and I had popped my phone and keys out of my jeans and set them on the table. About 10 minutes later this relatively cute 30 something walks up and starts talking to the wife and I. Then while chatting, about what I can't honestly remember, she asks if she could join us. At that point my wife and I look at each other and she goes "ah, let me let you in on a little secret. Keys or those mints on the table indicate you are open to meeting new people here".

We still go back but keep keys in pockets, and enjoy the hell out of the people watching.
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I used to live in a neighborhood where some couples across the street liked to get together and swap. The signal, no fucking joke, was firing up the leaf blower in the backyard.
 
Fish said:
We covered the pipe.

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We covered it.
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You took pipe. Ok Cowboy
 
Fish said:
We covered the pipe.

Big pipe, small pipe, long pipe, short pipe, straight pipe, crooked pipe.

We covered it.
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There is a smorgasbord of innuendo here
 
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PeoplesChicken said:
I used to live in a neighborhood where some couples across the street liked to get together and swap. The signal, no fucking joke, was firing up the leaf blower in the backyard.
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That's hilarious. "Honey, I hear Joe's got the blower going again. how are you feeling today? I could use a slice of Jane"

Once you know the signal it is infinitely more fun to see going on around you.
 
fordman84 said:
That's hilarious. "Honey, I hear Joe's got the blower going again. how are you feeling today? I could use a slice of Jane"
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It was always after dark too. We would be sitting in the living room and suddenly 2-3 neighbors across the street are firing up their leaf blowers and I am like wtf am I missing? Apparently a lot
 
PeoplesChicken said:
It was always after dark too. We would be sitting in the living room and suddenly 2-3 neighbors across the street are firing up their leaf blowers and I am like wtf am I missing? Apparently a lot
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Were they hot?


Maybe it was a lot
 
Fish said:
We covered the pipe.

Big pipe, small pipe, long pipe, short pipe, straight pipe, crooked pipe.

We covered it.
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Sounds like the guy who could self-fellate was in the right field.
 
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PeoplesChicken said:
It was always after dark too. We would be sitting in the living room and suddenly 2-3 neighbors across the street are firing up their leaf blowers and I am like wtf am I missing? Apparently a lot
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"they do always have the cleanest driveways on the block!"
 
Fish said:
I don't hate your dogs, I haven't even met them.

If you have a bitch Gunner would like to meet her.
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Both the Dane and the midget lab are gals.
 
Fish said:
We covered the pipe.

Big pipe, small pipe, long pipe, short pipe, straight pipe, crooked pipe.

We covered it.
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The focus should've been using insulation and not semen or piss I think
 
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