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Ever heard the song? Let me be your guide.

I'll color code the bullshit. Green is meh, Yellow is wait a minute, and Red is get the fuck out. I'll also paraphrase and embellish throughout.

Almost heaven, West Virginia...almost, eh?
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River...ok, y'all name shit, who doesn't?
Life is old there, older than the trees...not unless you're a goddamn shark or protozoa
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze...I'm not even sure what to make of this? It's a fart, he's talking about an air biscuit isn't he? From all the beans I bet.
Country roads, take me home...so you hitchhike? You blow to go?
To the place I belong...if you're singing this homo shit yeah you belong there
West Virginia, mountain mama...y'all out in the woods fucking the trees or critters or what?
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water...codeword for grubby-fingered smelly ass ho bag
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky...yay pollution and black lung!
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye...there isn't anything "misty" about 'shine you faggots
Country roads, take me home blah blah blah I'll save you the rest of this doofus tripe

That's the gayest shit I ever heard and John Denver took multiples in his turd cutter while wearing Nazi bdsm attire.

Fuck you. Fuck your dirty shithole state. Fuck your imploding gene pools. Fuck a point spread just keep stomping until the gurgling stops.

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Will Ferrell Anchorman GIF
 
Awwwww someone’s mad and has to rainbow……….
 
The only state to secede from the Confederacy.

Sorta, kinda.
 
Red_Alert said:
Drive across West Virginia in late October. One of the most majestic sights you'll ever see.

The fall foliage is unmatched anywhere I've ever been, regardless of the inbreeding you know is going on.
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Usually the 2nd week/weekend of October is when things are peeking as far as the changing of the leaves. Maybe a weeks difference in the higher elevations compared to the valleys.
 
CoalTrain said:
Usually the 2nd week/weekend of October is when things are peeking as far as the changing of the leaves. Maybe a weeks difference in the higher elevations compared to the valleys.
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I just know I've never seen fall foliage like it anywhere else and I've been around the globe 3 times.

Taking a steam engine train across West Virginia in October, with a flask of whiskey, and a big fat doob, would be total bucket list.
 
Red_Alert said:
I just know I've never seen fall foliage like it anywhere else and I've been around the globe 3 times.

Taking a steam engine train across West Virginia in October, with a flask of whiskey, and a big fat doob, would be total bucket list.
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Cass railroad, all the way to the top 👍
 
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