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outofyourmind said:
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You have forever forfeited any high ground with regards to what is, and what isnt, a good song.

So shush your mush
 
outofyourmind said:
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True, northern part succeeded put the capital in Wheeling (northern panhandle) southern part (below the Mason Dixon) got pissed and moved capital south to Charleston and it’s been a conundrum ever since. Too southern for the north, too northern for the south.
 
CoalTrain said:
True, northern part succeeded put the capital in Wheeling (northern panhandle) southern part (below the Mason Dixon) got pissed and moved capital south to Charleston and it’s been a conundrum ever since. Too southern for the north, too northern for the south.
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Great music. Horrid lyrics.
 
occupant said:
Ever heard the song? Let me be your guide.

I'll color code the bullshit. Green is meh, Yellow is wait a minute, and Red is get the fuck out. I'll also paraphrase and embellish throughout.

Almost heaven, West Virginia...almost, eh?
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River...ok, y'all name shit, who doesn't?
Life is old there, older than the trees...not unless you're a goddamn shark or protozoa
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze...I'm not even sure what to make of this? It's a fart, he's talking about an air biscuit isn't he? From all the beans I bet.
Country roads, take me home...so you hitchhike? You blow to go?
To the place I belong...if you're singing this homo shit yeah you belong there
West Virginia, mountain mama...y'all out in the woods fucking the trees or critters or what?
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water...codeword for grubby-fingered smelly ass ho bag
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky...yay pollution and black lung!
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye...there isn't anything "misty" about 'shine you faggots
Country roads, take me home blah blah blah I'll save you the rest of this doofus tripe

That's the gayest shit I ever heard and John Denver took multiples in his turd cutter while wearing Nazi bdsm attire.

Fuck you. Fuck your dirty shithole state. Fuck your imploding gene pools. Fuck a point spread just keep stomping until the gurgling stops.

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This is both the most intricate and pointless attempt at trolling I have ever seen. The song is awesome. Unless WVU keeps it close late no one cares about this game. You spent way too much effort on this.
 
Red_Alert said:
I just know I've never seen fall foliage like it anywhere else and I've been around the globe 3 times.

Taking a steam engine train across West Virginia in October, with a flask of whiskey, and a big fat doob, would be total bucket list.
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Cowboyinexile said:
This is both the most intricate and pointless attempt at trolling I have ever seen. The song is awesome. Unless WVU keeps it close late no one cares about this game. You spent way too much effort on this.
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