What are you giving up for Lent this year?

[Wild Turkey]

Not a goddamn thing.

Fuck lent, fuck the person that came up with it, and hardeeharhar to anyone that actually "gives something up" for a day.

Suckers.

40 days

 

[occupant]

40 days

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Not a God damned thing

 

[Dolemite censored]

Can't think of anything right now.

 

[packerzrule]

Sword swallowing.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Sword swallowing.

My condolences to your life partner.

 

[Red_Alert]

I'm giving up broccoli.

Wish me luck, heathens.

 

[Inquisitor]

Lentils.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm giving up broccoli.

Wish me luck, heathens.

Lentils.

Too bad. Farts are funny. Funnier when people are within earshot and smell shot...

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Neuromaturation = human life

the End

Look... we know this is a troll attempt.

 

[Handicappers]

I'm giving up pink and purple candles.

Calling your dildos "candles' now, are ya? Makes sense.

 

[temptresstoo]

Same. Not Catholic. Honestly, the whole "give something up for Lent" thing seems pretty Pharisee-ish to me.

There's a lot of WTF in Catholicism.

 

[RobBase]

Last Christmas I really gave the atheists a hard time about how they’re stupid hypocrites celebrating Christmas, asking for gifts yadda yadda - anyways literally right after that God gave me Covid.

So I don’t tell anyone what to do anymore, religiously.

 

[Handicappers]

Fake Covid ^^^^^

 

[Rex Racer]

This is my collection of dildos

TMI fruitcup.

 

[Handicappers]

I like gay sex and all things gay

we know

 

[Mofo]

Handi, do you have any large black ones? My son borrowed mine last Thanksgiving and hasn’t returned it.

Dude that’s all kinds of nasty.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Looks like we'll all be giving up baseball.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Last Christmas I really gave the atheists a hard time about how they’re stupid hypocrites celebrating Christmas, asking for gifts yadda yadda - anyways literally right after that God gave me Covid.

So I don’t tell anyone what to do anymore, religiously.

Christians stole "Christmas" from the "Heathens" anyways. So....

 

[Skerpokes]

Hope