What’s the longest you’ve ever grown your beard?

[Handicappers]

1/16th of an inch, or approx 1.5 mm.

lol, youre not a grower or a shower

 

[beardown07]

Itchy bastards. I get a week out, and I'm ready to claw my face off. I have grown a solid mustache before, but that was just to annoy my wife.

I used to keep a goatee when I was younger, but no facial hair now. Too tedious. I shave in the shower. Ain't got no time for face art.

 

[moxie]

Please, please tell me you don't have a beard.

Nah, I’ve only been a beard.

 

[White Knight]

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[Illustrious Potentate]

I keep my beard trimmed at 4.5 MM, but if it gets more than an inch long, it gets annoying. I’ve probably had 3 inch growth before

 

[batchaps4me]

I had to keep shaven for all of my working life so now I grow one for a year or so then just start another.

 

[Cobrabit]

<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.

Itchy bastards. I get a week out, and I'm ready to claw my face off. I have grown a solid mustache before, but that was just to annoy my wife.

I used to keep a goatee when I was younger, but no facial hair now. Too tedious. I shave in the shower. Ain't got no time for face art.

Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But I haven’t been clean shaven since I worked at Publix in high school

 

[beardown07]

<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.





Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.

:wrenchful:

I am just not that dedicated to myself.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Nah, I’ve only been a beard.

I’ve been told you look like you have Colin Kaepernick in a leg lock

 

[ojb81]

<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.





Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.

yeah, when i had mine i had to oil it up pretty much daily, no way i'd have kept it without keeping it moisturized

 

[DragonFromTo]

Several times. I have trimmed mine 3 times in last 10 years. Look like a red-headed Santa Claus

Santa Claus IS a ginger, bro do you even Christmas?

 

[RobBase]

I had to keep shaven for all of my working life so now I grow one for a year or so then just start another.

The whole shut down spawned this. When Zoom meetings began, everybody was dressed up and on their best behavior. Now it’s like Mad Max and nobody cares.

 

[RobBase]

yeah, when i had mine i had to oil it up pretty much daily, no way i'd have kept it without keeping it moisturized

I use baby lotion. Works surprisingly well.

 

[RobBase]

I’ve been told you look like you have Colin Kaepernick in a leg lock

The real reason he was kneeling.

 

[Kburjr]

Santa Claus IS a ginger, bro do you even Christmas?

Santa O'Claus?

 

[DragonFromTo]

Santa O'Claus?

I don't know but as far as I am concerned any universe that has the Miser Brothers is canon

 

[dbldwn711]

Current:

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Thinking about just going for it and letting it grow.

increase the steroid use and it will probably grow quicker

 

[Southie]

1/8th inch. No patience for a beard.
Used to have a reaal good mustache. Shaved it off for New Years 1990?
Don't EVER shave off a mustache or beard in middle of winter!!!!!

 

[RobBase]

increase the steroid use and it will probably grow quicker

The ultimate compliment. Thank you.