What’s the longest you’ve ever grown your beard?

Beards

  • No

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Viking beard

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • Biker beard

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Goatee

    Votes: 2 9.1%
  • Standard regular short beard

    Votes: 11 50.0%
  • I can’t grow hair on my face

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Beard hair in my potato salad

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Total voters
    22
Itchy bastards. I get a week out, and I'm ready to claw my face off. I have grown a solid mustache before, but that was just to annoy my wife.:biggrin:

I used to keep a goatee when I was younger, but no facial hair now. Too tedious. I shave in the shower. Ain't got no time for face art.
 
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I keep my beard trimmed at 4.5 MM, but if it gets more than an inch long, it gets annoying. I’ve probably had 3 inch growth before
 
I had to keep shaven for all of my working life so now I grow one for a year or so then just start another.
 
<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.


Itchy bastards. I get a week out, and I'm ready to claw my face off. I have grown a solid mustache before, but that was just to annoy my wife.:biggrin:

I used to keep a goatee when I was younger, but no facial hair now. Too tedious. I shave in the shower. Ain't got no time for face art.


Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.
 
But I haven’t been clean shaven since I worked at Publix in high school
 
<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.





Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.
:wrenchful:

I am just not that dedicated to myself. :lol:
 
<------- Not much longer than you see here. Wife won't ever let me shave it.

I've thought about letting it grow out to a few inches, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.





Beard oil and/or conditioner is necessary if your face isn't used to have a beard, especially in the cold seasons when it dries out more.

yeah, when i had mine i had to oil it up pretty much daily, no way i'd have kept it without keeping it moisturized
 
I had to keep shaven for all of my working life so now I grow one for a year or so then just start another.

The whole shut down spawned this. When Zoom meetings began, everybody was dressed up and on their best behavior. Now it’s like Mad Max and nobody cares.
 
yeah, when i had mine i had to oil it up pretty much daily, no way i'd have kept it without keeping it moisturized

I use baby lotion. Works surprisingly well.
 
1/8th inch. No patience for a beard.
Used to have a reaal good mustache. Shaved it off for New Years 1990?
Don't EVER shave off a mustache or beard in middle of winter!!!!!
 
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