What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve ever heard?

steelerssb said:
Seth Greenberg once said the Big East Basketball conference didn't matter because his network (ESPN) didn't carry many of their games.
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Seth Greenberg also wouldn't offer Seth Curry a scholarship to his program even when his dad was one of the best player's in that schools history.
 
fordman84 said:
"effect"


THAT'S how you do pretentious, sirs.
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RP-29 said:
You could've stopped at the first word of your post and won the thread.

:heh:
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I'll have you know I am far more pretentious than "fruits his beers"

which I do not do.

I mean, I golf, play tennis, sail and own a talkie bike...
 
Rock: 'I'm a space scientist that knows a guy that knows a guy that is friends with the 2nd cousin roommate of a long lost acquaintance that I once graded the white papers for that happened to be the transexual bestfriend of the guy that played Snarf on the Thundercats'.
 
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Illustrious Potentate said:
It’s the case for every course I know of north of Atlanta
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You just gotta play the right courses, right @Peter Gozintite?

I could've been dressed like the president and CEO of Levi Strauss. Would've paired perfectly with the 7am breakfast of hotdogs and Heinekens.:heh:
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
It’s the case for every course I know of north of Atlanta
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Back when I had a membership I got yelled at for playing in tennis shoes. So I started playing barefoot.

They shut the fuck up about my tennis shoes after that.

Never heard anyone say anything, to anyone about their cloths.

Ive never seen the owner of one of the locals in anything but jeans. And I’ve been swimming with him before.
 
beardown07 said:
You just gotta play the right courses, right @Peter Gozintite?

I could've been dressed like the president and CEO of Levi Strauss. Would've paired perfectly with the 7am breakfast of hotdogs and Heinekens.:heh:
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I think the only rule they have ever enforced was your shirt has to have sleeves. Had a dude show up in a tank top muscle type shirt, and they wouldn't let him play. That cunt played with a sweat shirt for a few holes, until we got out of view.

I laughed and laughed.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I think the only rule they have ever enforced was your shirt has to have sleeves. Had a dude show up in a tank top muscle type shirt, and they wouldn't let him play. That cunt played with a sweat shirt for a few holes, until we got out of view.

I laughed and laughed.
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When I first moved here, I saw a dude in fucking cowboy boots at the local hack it up course.

They've gotten snobbier as the years passed, but even then I was shocked by it, just for what that shit would do to greens. As I watched, I realized he never stepped foot on the greens. He was there to whack a ball, and whack a ball ONLY. :lol:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I think the only rule they have ever enforced was your shirt has to have sleeves. Had a dude show up in a tank top muscle type shirt, and they wouldn't let him play. That cunt played with a sweat shirt for a few holes, until we got out of view.

I laughed and laughed.
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Oh, and lulz at a fucking sweater in that inferno.
 
beardown07 said:
When I first moved here, I saw a dude in fucking cowboy boots at the local hack it up course.

They've gotten snobbier as the years passed, but even then I was shocked by it, just for what that shit would do to greens. As I watched, I realized he never stepped foot on the greens. He was there to whack a ball, and whack a ball ONLY. :lol:
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Was he wearing overalls with no shirt, and drink blue flame hooch?

@Illustrious Potentate
 
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