What’s the point of non alcoholic beer?

[DragonFromTo]

Alcoholic? Alcoholics go to meetings. I don’t go to meetings

 

[DragonFromTo]

I don't do coke. Alcohol, weed, and psilocybin are enough vises for me.

Sounds like fitting anything else in would be a pretty tight squeeze

 

[moxie]

not judging him...

well maybe a little...

that's fucking weird

You know what’s fucking weird? People who say shit like this:

turkey bacon is better than no bacon

and most wouldn't even be able to tell the difference

 

[Handicappers]

Pretty much every morning. I only do coke like once a month at the most and always on a Friday or Saturday night

What a light weight. Do more coke.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

What a light weight. Do more coke.

I like it too much to do it too often

 

[ill]

You know what’s fucking weird? People who say shit like this:

I'll just take my turkey bacon and go home then.

fucking bacon snobs, the whole lot of ya!

 

[DragonFromTo]

I'll just take my turkey bacon and go home then.

fucking bacon snobs, the whole lot of ya!

 

[moxie]

I'll just take my turkey bacon and go home then.

fucking bacon snobs, the whole lot of ya!

Please do. Nobody wants that shit.

 

[moxie]

And by “shit”, I mean you.



Jk!

 

[RobBase]

Like I’m gonna pay someone to listen to me talk. Fuckers need to get a real job

I have a buddy who is a psych prof and he’s one of the most disconnected, foggiest, slowest people I know.

 

[RobBase]

Please do. Nobody wants that shit.

When some people build up enough white guilt, they’ll eat anything.

 

[ill]

When some people build up enough white guilt, they’ll eat anything.

...white guilt?

 

[ill]

And by “shit”, I mean you.



Jk!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I have a buddy who is a psych prof and he’s one of the most disconnected, foggiest, slowest people I know.

I don’t even know where one would have to go to see a psychiatrist around here. I don’t know of any and have never bothered to look.

 

[RobBase]

I don’t even know where one would have to go to see a psychiatrist around here. I don’t know of any and have never bothered to look.

I don’t think you need a psychiatrist to tell you not to drink moonshine every day before operating a tractor anyways.

And they prob do more coke than you do.

 

[MTVike]

I drink at least a quart of shine most every day. More on Fridays and Saturdays

GTFO

 

[ill]

GTFO

I agree.

I think he's a liar

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

GTFO

Why?

 

[MTVike]

Why?

Think of your liver.

I'm old enough to know people who have drank themselves to death.

You don't have to be one of them.

Lecture over.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Think of your liver.

I'm old enough to know people who have drank themselves to death.

You don't have to be one of them.

Lecture over.

I’m a gambler. My great grandpa drank as much as I do on a daily basis and lived to be 80, and that’s about as old as anyone needs to get