Which Hooplan(s) would you want to share a beer/conversation with?

steelerssb said:
God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
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Well, to be fair, fuck the Bears.
 
PackJason said:
Well, to be fair, fuck the Bears.
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steelerssb said:
God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
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One case in a day!?

That's adorable...
 
steelerssb said:
God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
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I can't do it anymore, man. It's just not worth it for me. if I'm going to get shitfaced, there'd better be a comfortable bed pretty near and I need at least three days with no responsibilities to recover. I almost entirely stopped that stuff.

What works well for me now is to drink early in the day but take it easy and drink lots of water and take plenty of caffeine. The Monster Energy Zero's work well.

As far as drinking 47 beers in one day like I used to and then get up the next day and do it again? Never going to happen again for me.
 
HammerDown said:
I can't do it anymore, man. It's just not worth it for me. if I'm going to get shitfaced, there'd better be a comfortable bed pretty near and I need at least three days with no responsibilities to recover. I almost entirely stopped that stuff.

What works well for me now is to drink early in the day but take it easy and drink lots of water and take plenty of caffeine. The Monster Energy Zero's work well.

As far as drinking 47 beers in one day like I used to and then get up the next day and do it again? Never going to happen again for me.
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God damn 47 in a day?

I hear you on the rest of that though, if I'm gonna drink a lot I'm probably not doing anything the next day. I can and have made it to work after a heavy drinking night but it isn't as easy as when I was in college.
 
HammerDown said:
I can't do it anymore, man. It's just not worth it for me. if I'm going to get shitfaced, there'd better be a comfortable bed pretty near and I need at least three days with no responsibilities to recover. I almost entirely stopped that stuff.

What works well for me now is to drink early in the day but take it easy and drink lots of water and take plenty of caffeine. The Monster Energy Zero's work well.

As far as drinking 47 beers in one day like I used to and then get up the next day and do it again? Never going to happen again for me.
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He isn't here but UCF guy. Not that I'd want to be bros but more morbid curiosity.

Also Alaska Guy, assuming he gets frisked before entering the establishment and we meet at a LGBT friendly establishment that he doesn't realize is LBGT. Because I'd only have to spend a few minutes interacting with him but the entertainment value watching him get his ass kicked would be worth the rounds I'm buying people who kicked the shit out of him afterwards.
 
Anyone that chooses job security over bein high, is a fucking cunt.

Don’t care how important you are.
steelerssb said:
God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
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It’s posts like this that make me regret giving up booze.
 
steelerssb said:
God damn the problem (or maybe not one) I always have with beer is I'll get full from all the liquid before I get too drunk. I could kill a case in a day but much more than is also around when the bloating hits. Only times I've gotten close to blacked since college is liquor because of the same reason you mentioned. I was drinking whiskey like I drink beer on St. Patrick's Day 2019 and next thing I knew I was pissing off a downtown bridge into the Chicago River.
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Doesn't everybody?
 
steelerssb said:
God damn 47 in a day?

I hear you on the rest of that though, if I'm gonna drink a lot I'm probably not doing anything the next day. I can and have made it to work after a heavy drinking night but it isn't as easy as when I was in college.
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I probably never hit 47 but close. I marvel/cringe at some of the stupid shit I did (blackout drunk operating a ski boat around a bunch of kids - just OMG so fucking incredibly dumb!) :facepalm:

But what blows me away more than anything is that I did shit for years that I honestly never even considered the consequences of for one second. I'm asking honestly: how is that possible? Drink a billion beers, feel like shit, get up the next day still feeling like shit and do the same dumb shit all over again, never even considering that a.) this is going to make me be a complete moron no one wants to be around and b.) I'm going to feel like royal shit when I finally dry out. That thought never even crossed my mind and I did this for fucking decades.

If only I had known back then that there is so much more enjoyment with so fewer consequences to either staying sober or drinking in moderation! :facepalm:
 
HammerDown said:
I probably never hit 47 but close. I marvel/cringe at some of the stupid shit I did (blackout drunk operating a ski boat around a bunch of kids - just OMG so fucking incredibly dumb!) :facepalm:

But what blows me away more than anything is that I did shit for years that I honestly never even considered the consequences of for one second. I'm asking honestly: how is that possible? Drink a billion beers, feel like shit, get up the next day still feeling like shit and do the same dumb shit all over again, never even considering that a.) this is going to make me be a complete moron no one wants to be around and b.) I'm going to feel like royal shit when I finally dry out. That thought never even crossed my mind and I did this for fucking decades.

If only I had known back then that there is so much more enjoyment with so fewer consequences to either staying sober or drinking in moderation! :facepalm:
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Young, dumb, and full of...... ?

I think many of us could relate, especially in that 16-25 year old time frame. Granted, not for decades as you described, but glad that you've finally decided against being destructive to yourself.
 
I grew up in the "Moonshine Capital of the World", which IIRC @jeffro151 did as well, albeit a handful of years behind me. It's so ingrained in our culture that every home either has shine on hand, or could get it within an hour. Hell, they made a movie (Lawless) where Tom Hardy spent several days with very close friends of mine and descendants of the family featured in the movie to research the local dialect and mindset. Granted, I cringed every time they mentioned Franklin, VA, which is a city, and not Franklin County, VA, in the movie.

I actually started mixing shine with fruit and sugar around 5 years old (damsons is still my favorite), along with helping run an occasional still during my adolescence.

There's a lot of "boasting" in the thread about how much someone can drink, but I guarantee you, I know at least a dozen or more that would laugh their ass off if they cared to read some of these posts.

I'm no longer one that is worried about "drinking someone under the table", I'd rather prefer enjoying what I do drink...the flavor, the "buzz", the conversations, along with the bedroom activities....and remembering what happened the next day.


While this thread took a turn towards "boasting", my original intent was directed to those you'd like to have a few beers, mixed drinks, or even water with, but enjoy the conversation AND remember what happened later. Not turn into a competition about what someone can drink.
 
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