Which Hooplan(s) would you want to share a beer/conversation with?

[Illustrious Potentate]

Only if you share

I ain’t stingy

 

[HammerDown]

Am I allowed cocaine or pills?

No pills.

Cocaine?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No pills.

Cocaine?

I’ve cut way back on my poker playing, but when I was playing every week, I loved Aderall. Had a much higher winning percentage in those days too

 

[Rex Racer]

You guys are a bunch of light weights.

RANKING THE STATES​

Gallons Per Capita​

Rank	State	Gallons of Ethanol Per Capita*
1	New Hampshire	4.67
2	Washington, D.C.	3.77
3	Delaware	3.52
4	Nevada	3.42
5	North Dakota	3.16
6	Montana	3.10
7	Vermont	3.06
8	Idaho	2.94
9	Wisconsin	2.93
10	Colorado	2.88
11	Alaska	2.85
11	Maine	2.85
13	Minnesota	2.79
14	Wyoming	2.78
15	Oregon	2.74
16	Hawaii	2.66
17	Rhode Island	2.63
18	Florida	2.61
19	Massachusetts	2.55
19	Louisiana	2.55
21	Missouri	2.51
22	California	2.49
23	Connecticut	2.40
24	Iowa	2.39
24	Illinois	2.39
26	South Dakota	2.37
27	New Jersey	2.36
27	Michigan	2.36
29	Pennsylvania	2.34
30	New Mexico	2.26
30	Texas	2.26
32	Arizona	2.25
33	Washington	2.22
34	New York	2.21
35	North Carolina	2.17
35	Mississippi	2.17
37	South Carolina	2.16
37	Nebraska	2.16
39	Indiana	2.15
40	Tennessee	2.14
41	Virginia	2.13
42	Maryland	2.08
43	Ohio	2.03
44	Alabama	1.99
45	Kentucky	1.95
46	Kansas	1.92
47	Georgia	1.90
48	Oklahoma	1.85
49	Arkansas	1.78
50	West Virginia	1.74
51	Utah	1.35

 

[HammerDown]

I’ve cut way back on my poker playing, but when I was playing every week, I loved Aderall. Had a much higher winning percentage in those days too

Oh, it's amazing alright. I love it but make do with 150mg of caffeine in a pill every morning. That with a good keto diet and plenty of water will have to be my cocaine, I'm afraid.

Will have to admit to "imbibing" when the opportunity presents itself, though.

 

[Kburjr]

You guys are a bunch of light weights.

RANKING THE STATES​

Gallons Per Capita​

Rank	State	Gallons of Ethanol Per Capita*
1	New Hampshire	4.67
2	Washington, D.C.	3.77
3	Delaware	3.52
4	Nevada	3.42
5	North Dakota	3.16
6	Montana	3.10
7	Vermont	3.06
8	Idaho	2.94
9	Wisconsin	2.93
10	Colorado	2.88
11	Alaska	2.85
11	Maine	2.85
13	Minnesota	2.79
14	Wyoming	2.78
15	Oregon	2.74
16	Hawaii	2.66
17	Rhode Island	2.63
18	Florida	2.61
19	Massachusetts	2.55
19	Louisiana	2.55
21	Missouri	2.51
22	California	2.49
23	Connecticut	2.40
24	Iowa	2.39
24	Illinois	2.39
26	South Dakota	2.37
27	New Jersey	2.36
27	Michigan	2.36
29	Pennsylvania	2.34
30	New Mexico	2.26
30	Texas	2.26
32	Arizona	2.25
33	Washington	2.22
34	New York	2.21
35	North Carolina	2.17
35	Mississippi	2.17
37	South Carolina	2.16
37	Nebraska	2.16
39	Indiana	2.15
40	Tennessee	2.14
41	Virginia	2.13
42	Maryland	2.08
43	Ohio	2.03
44	Alabama	1.99
45	Kentucky	1.95
46	Kansas	1.92
47	Georgia	1.90
48	Oklahoma	1.85
49	Arkansas	1.78
50	West Virginia	1.74
51	Utah	1.35

Can't stop sucking on the E85 hose, huh?

 

[Rex Racer]

Can't stop sucking on the E85 hose, huh?

Try a liquor store on every other corner. Beer and wine in every convenience and grocery store.

 

[jjc2009]

I’ve cut way back on my poker playing, but when I was playing every week, I loved Aderall. Had a much higher winning percentage in those days too

Keeps you sharp between the ears.

 

[Kburjr]

Catholic churches use 16 0z glasses for communion in Wisconsin

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Keeps you sharp between the ears.

PEDs

 

[redseat]

I don't know how to tag, but I'd put a few away with Handicapper. He tries his best to be an asshole on here, but I'm sure we'd have a lot more in common than you'd think.

Plus, his fat stacks could buy the beer...

all you have to do is @(insertnameofposter) and there you go.

I would probably have drinks with everyone on here. I mean it's been so long since we were able to do anything, seeing anyone would be great!

 

[Kburjr]

PEDs

No HOF for you.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

No HOF for you.

HOFs are for conformists

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Listen guys, I'm super flattered that everyone chose me to share a beer with. I wish I could work you all in but I'm super busy.

Maybe next year?

After some the stories @Peter Gozintite told me about some of your Vegas adventures ...
I admit, I'm a wee bit hesitant!!!

 

[Kburjr]

After some the stories @Peter Gozintite told me about some of your Vegas adventures ...
I admit, I'm a wee bit hesitant!!!

I'm in.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Everybody here has the potential to be interesting for at least one beer.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

I think they already know who they are.

Great, now I am even more unsure.

 

[HammerDown]

After some the stories @Peter Gozintite told me about some of your Vegas adventures ...
I admit, I'm a wee bit hesitant!!!

He wasn't supposed to tell. Maybe the statute of limitations is up?

 

[HammerDown]

Catholic churches use 16 0z glasses for communion in Wisconsin

They use 32oz Big Gulp cups in Minnesota

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

He wasn't supposed to tell. Maybe the statute of limitations is up?

Yeah, well, he's never been very good at keeping his mouf shut.

Anyway, what he told me has nothing ... n-o-t-h-i-n-g ... on what @moxie told me,
But I'm saving that for whenever I really need to blackmail you.